Friday, March 20, 2009

Upper Delingans refuse to participate in Wuxi Softball.

Upper Delingan Expats in Wuxi, China have been ordered to not participate in Wuxi Softball. They say it is because the organizers of Wuxi Expat Softball have refused to acknowledge that 150 Wuxi Expats were killed at the 2008 championship game in a stadium fire caused by one of Expats freebasing.

Upper Delinga beats China in Ping Pong.

It is secret that the world dare not divulge, but I will here in this journal. China is not the best country in the world at Ping Pong. Upper Delinga is the best. China is scared to play Upper Delinga. The last time they meet, Upper Delinga didn't even let them score a point in the matches between their respective national champions.

Upper Delingans however will not lower themselves to participate in the Olympics. See the Olympics as fascist in intent.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Upper Delinga advances to the second round of the World Baseball Classic

By trouncing Canada 99-0 in their final game of the round robin portion of the World Baseball Classic, Upper Delinga earned a quarter final berth against South Korea. Upper Delinga thrashed the South Koreans 23-2 in a pre-tournament exhibition match.

Recession hitting Upper Delinga pretty hard.

How hard is the recession hitting Upper Delinga? Many locals, especially young females between the ages of 16 and 25 who have no jobs, are forced to walk around nude.

The tragedy of it is that no one complains.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Welcome to UDJ!

For far too long, the world has been ignorant of the great republic of Upper Delinga. This blog will correct the error.