Sunday, January 26, 2014

Wuxi Expats to Hold Many Outdoor Spring Festival BBQs to Celebrate the Year of the Horse


Wuxi Peach Maoists are set for the Super Bowl


Wuxi Peach Maoist Quarterback Archduke Sir Harry Moore says his team is all set for the Super Bowl and are very confident of their chances in the big game which will be held in New York City this year.

We have memorized our plays. We have practiced well. We have brought our long underwear in case it is cold. We have thought out a million scenarios. I have never been so well prepared, physically or mentally for any event as I have been for this Super Bowl. The preparation has even greater than for my award-winning film lectures or my wedding night with Miss Moneypenny where I was in the best physical condition of my life: my muscles taut and flexible.” said Archduke Harry in an exclusive interview with the Wuxi China Expatdom blog.

Archduke Harry says that he and his Peach Maoist team mates plan on taking a few days off from their intensive training regimen to participate in charity events.

I and my darling wife Mrs. Miss Moneypenny plan on raising money for our firearms for school children charity. No more will poor students in the ghetto have to walk to school defenseless!”

The rest of the Peach Maoist team seemed just as confident as their Quarterback and are also planning on do some charity on their two days off.

Terry Pickettberg, the captain of the Peach Maoist defensive squad, told the Andis Kaulins in China blog that he will be hosting events to raise money for the David Horowitz Freedom Centre. “Leftism is an evil thing that must be fought with all our might!” said the Peach Maoist linebacker who made a key interception in the fourth quarter of last week's PM victory over the New England Patriots. “And that is why I will be performing on Broadway for two days with the funds going to help my friend David's very important organization!”

Asked if the Peach Maoists were being over-confident by focusing on charity events before the big game, Pickettberg said the following: “Of course, one is bound to be over-confident when you have Archduke Harry as your QB. But “His grace,” as we like to call him, is the most humble person you will ever meet. Archduke Harry's Mother Teresa like concern for the poor and unfortunate of the world puts everything in perspective. We realize we are truly blessed people who must give back to the world.”

The captain of the Peach Maoist special teams, Rabbi Mordechai Kamenetsky told the Tony Kaulins in China blog that he was going raise funds for the National Jewish Center for Learning and Leadership, one of the top charities in the New York City and Wuxi, China areas. “It is an organization committed to dealing with the intellectual and ethical challenges of the wider world!” said Rabbi Kamenetsky who set an NFL record by returning seven kickoffs for touchdowns in 2013.

Kamenetsky was full of praise for Archduke Sir Harry Moore. “Archduke Harry has proven to the world that gentiles are capable of competing successfully on major Wuxi Expat sports teams. Harry is the no token goy boy. He is the real schlemiel deal!”



Bar-Magnate Wally Droop Hires Alternate Lifestyle Car-Park Valet


Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Wuxi Expats "Baffled" by Mysterious New Sign


Downtown, Wuxi China Expatdom
1720,  January 22, 2014
Wuxi Expats have spent much of today pondering upon the meaning of a huge new billboard that appeared this morning.

Initial reports of the sign were received from Andis Kaulins, the Expatdom's pre-eminent English Teacher, whose high-rise office suite has commanding views of the iconic inner-city intersection.  "It wasn't there yesterday", Andis Kaulins said. "I noticed it first-thing this morning when I arrived at work. I've been examing it closely, with a telescopic sight, and it appears that some person, or persons, unknown, have already taken some pot-shots at it".

 Detective Chief Inspector Harry Callahan is believed to have ordered forensic-tests, however Callahan was reluctant to comment further, except to state that "maybe those Nanjin' Expats mighta had something to do with it".

 Archduke Harry Moore took some time-out from his gruelling training-schedule with the
Peach Maoists, to walk around the sign and look at it. "It is a big one", Moore said. "But I have no idea what purpose it has. In fact, I can't even understand the meaning of the words written on it!. It has me bewildered and befuddled".

 Senior Expatdom sources have confirmed that Admiral Lloyd Bridges will travel from
Wuxi Freeport and carry-out an investigation at 1600 hours, Thursday.



                    

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Behind Archduke Sir Harry Moore, Wuxi Peach Maoists beat New England and advance to Super Bowl



Wuxi – For a guy who is often ripped as a Sex Symbol, a great dancer, a tremendous raconteur, a fine orator, but not much of an NFL quarterback, Archduke Sir Harry Moore looked pretty good on Sunday. Moore, and his Wuxi Peach Maoists, are going to the Super Bowl.

Moore was incredible in a highly anticipated match-up against longtime rival Tom Brady and the New England Patriots at the Wuxi Worker's Stadium. The Peach Maoists won 26-16. Moore completed 32-of-43 passes for 400 yards, two touchdowns and no interceptions. After punting on their first possession, the Peach Maoists scored on their next six.

Moore has dealt with criticisms of his only being a great quarterback throughout his career. But now he's going to his third Super Bowl, and will become the third quarterback ever to start a Super Bowl with two different teams, joining Craig Morton and Kurt Warner. No quarterback has ever started and won a Super Bowl with two different teams. In two of his three Super Bowl appearances, Moore has beat Brady and the Patriots in the AFC title game to get there.

This season, at age 51, Moore had possibly the greatest regular season ever, breaking records for passing yards and passing touchdowns in a season. His playoff performance has been a worthy follow-up.

Both offenses started slow, and Peach Maoists led just 3-0 after the first quarter. The difference was, the Peach Maoists' offense woke up before the game was over.

After Moore hit Wally Droop for a touchdown at the end of Wuxi's drive to start the second half, Moore was 24-of-32 for 267 yards and two touchdowns and the Peach Maoists led 20-3. It was a virtuoso performance by Moore.

Knowing that the Patriots needed touchdowns and not field goals against the highest-scoring offense in NFL history, New England coach Bill Belichick went for it on fourth-and-3 at the Wuxi 29 late in the third quarter. Terry Pickettberg sacked Brady for a 10-yard loss, and with 2:25 left in the third quarter the Peach Maoists took a huge step toward wrapping up their AFC title.

New England struggled on offense most of the game, but a lot of credit goes to a resurgent Peach Maoists defense. Brady was off on many throws, and didn't get the Patriots into the end zone until 9:26 remained in the fourth quarter. New England scored again on a Brady run with 3:07 left, but Shane Vereen was stopped short of the goal line on a run for a two-point conversion and Wuxi maintained a 26-16 lead.

The last time the Peach Maoists made the Super Bowl was at the end of the 1998 season, back when Margaret Thatcher was still their quarterback. Wuxi has a new legend at quarterback now, and he has the Peach Maoists one win away from their third Lombardi Trophy.


Students Move-Up to Intermediate Level at New Firearm-English School


New Firearm-English School for Expats Opens in Wuxi China Expatdom


A White House and a Wuxi Metro Train

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Good Manners Have Come to Wuxi, China Because of the 2014 Year of the Firearm






With Wuxi Expats, whether they be boy or girl, engineer or English teacher, Jew or Gentile, Civilized or European, interesting or Canadian, reticent or loud, currently possessing an estimated 1.4 billion firearms of all calibers and sizes because of the 2014 Year of the Firearm in Wuxi, veteran Wuxi Expats are saying that they have noticed a considerable improvement in manners in Wuxi, China.

The great science fiction writer Robert A. Heinlein, I believe, is that the one who said that a well-armed society is a polite society.” said Wuxi Expat blogger Andrew Cowlinch. “And Wuxi, China in the first month of the 2014th year of our Lord is proving that Heinlein's adage is indisputably true and correct. Wuxi, China in January 2014 is the most polite society in all of human history because it is the most well-armed society in all of human history. When we achieve our goal of having 100 billion firearms, you aren't going to hear a swear word, woman's virtues will not be threatened, men will wear hats and ties again, a man who takes away a woman's virtue when enter holy matrimony, children will be seen and not heard, and English teachers won't be late for class, call in sick because they went to the pub the night before, and eat cheeseburgers in the classroom. By December 2014, Wuxi, China will be a veritable Eden on Earth!”

Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Sir Harry Moore says he is amazed how people have began to copy his gentlemanly behavior around the ladies. “For the longest time it was I and Andis Kaulins, the Andis Kaulins who is the father of China Expat of the Year Tony Kaulins, who were the only male Expats who would hold doors open for ladies, who would pull chairs out for ladies, who would yield our seats to ladies on the bus, and who would refrain from using coarse language in front of the ladies. Because of this we were called fascist throw-backs who were waging war on women. It was a charge that didn't make sense because all the other expats would elbow their ways ahead of ladies when boarding the bus, would throw coins on the ground so they could look up ladies dresses, slam doors in the faces of woman who were entering the pub behind them, and think nothing of letting a woman stand while they sat in a crowded pub. Now, all the male expats have adopted our manners. Of course, every one of them will tell you that they have been doing it all along. But what happened was that once my darling wife Miss Moneypenny fired her 7.65mm Mauser in the air in disgust at the language used by the male patrons at the Pink Kitty, male expats realized that a woman with a firearm is not one to be trifled with.”

Wuxi Pink Kitty Owner Wally Droop credits the presence of so many firearms in Wuxi for the virtual extinction of the Wuxi Sexpat. “The leader of the Wuxi Sexpats, Chuck Hefner has married the leader of the Wuxi Expat Feminist Alliance Deloris Morris. In fact, the number of Wuxi Expats who say they will never get married has dwindled to zero. Woman possessing firearms has made honest men of them!”

Droop also tells the Wuxi China Expatdom blog that he hasn't had to call in either Chief Inspector Harry Callahan or Officer McNulty, acting Chief Inspector of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Mounted Police Force (the WCERMPF) during the Year of the Firearm. “Since January 1, 2014, the pub has been so peaceful. I haven't seen even the slightest bit of rancor among the patrons. There have been no fights. It is amazing! It's got to be because everyone has a least one gun!”


WCERMPF Officer McNulty tells the WCE Blog that the increase in the number of firearms in Wuxi, China has left him feeling like the Maytag repairman. “Whether in fact, the Maytag repairman really had nothing to do is open to dispute. But there is no dispute that there hasn't been any crime in Wuxi, China since the large influx of firearms started on January 1st. I am worried that the Wuxi China Expatdom may become the first jurisdiction in the world to disband its police force because there isn't any crime!”

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Expat Blogger Wants to Buy All Wuxi, China Young Women a Beretta PX4 Storm


Despised Wuxi Expat Blogger Andrew Cowlinch tells WCE Blogspot that he would like to give every bar girl and every English school female employee a Beretta PX4 Storm handgun as a present for the Spring Festival that will take place during the 2014 Year of the Firearm in Wuxi, China.

These women need to protect themselves from the talons, the claws, the clutches, and the cheeseburger-stained grasps of foreign men who come into their vicinity!” said Cowlinch.

Asked why the Beretta PX4 Storm was the particular model he would buy them, Cowlinch said “ David Warren said it was small, pretty, and very stylish!”

However, Cowlinch lamented the fact that he didn't have the money to buy all the guns he needed. “Alas, I am broke after having bought but one for my wife!”




The Beretta Px4 Storm is a semi-automatic pistol manufactured by Beretta of Italy and intended for personal defense and law enforcement use. The Px4 uses the same short-recoil, rotating barrel action as the Beretta 8000 Models and uses the same trigger and safety system as the M9/92/96 series, while being completely different in design from either. Light-weight polymer construction with steel inserts, a modular trigger group, fully enclosing slide, Picatinny rail, and changeable backstrap options for the grip are a radical departure from previous Beretta designs. 

Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Sir Harry Moore to be the Centerfold Model for the February Issue of Guns & Ammo



To honour Wuxi, China during the 2014 Year of the Firearm, the prestigious magazine Guns & Ammo has chosen Wuxi's favorite marksman Archduke Sir Harry Moore to be the magazine's centerfold model for its February 2014 issue.

Gun & Ammo Editor Smith Wesson made the announcement at a press conference held at the firing range of Gambay's Pub II which is located in the Nanchang Jie Bar Street area of Wuxi, China.

At the Press conference, Wesson explained why he chose the Archduke to be depicted in their centerfold instead of a nubile 21 year old girl as is the magazine's usual fare. “It would seem strange to some that Archduke Harry is the first male to have ever been chosen to be our centerfold model. But gun lovers who normally like to see female centerfolds will post Archduke Harry's centerfold on their walls because he is one of the rare males who appeal to heterosexual men as a role model and to women as a man who they would want to marry and have an affair with at the same time! And from the pre-orders we have had for the February issue, I can already say that it will be the best selling issue of the print edition of the magazine ever!”

Asked by intrepid members of the press, what the Archduke would be wearing and what firearm he would be toting, Editor Wesson was coy. “Let me just say that it will be more revealing that the photographs in the best-selling Poolside Harry Moore. Moore won't be wearing Speedos but he may be wearing ammo clips strategically located so as not to deprive his wife of her monopoly on his privates. And as for the firearm, he will be toting.... You are just going to have to wait and see...”

Wesson then became gushing and rambling in his praise of Archduke Harry in the centerfold. “I predict that this centerfold will result in many people tearing down their Rambo posters and the they will also stop making Chuck Norris jokes like the one about good old Chuck counting to infinity twice... Archduke Harry Moore is a man who lost his virginity before both his grandparents and counted to infinity 2.5 times! Yes! We have created a the most iconic image of a male of all history!”


Monday, January 13, 2014

Luxury, State-of-the-Art Firing Range Opens in Wuxi, China's Nanchang Jie Bar Street Area

The Political Power Grows from a Barrel of a Gun Club (PPGBGC), located in the Nanchang Jie Bar Street of Wuxi, will be the most luxurious, state-of-the-art indoor firearms range in the China and will include a prestigious VIP Club. The 100,000 square meter facility will include:
  • Indoor gun range with 400 lanes (360) 25yd hand-gun and (40) 100yd rifle lanes.
  • Retail Shop (over 70,000 square meters of space) offering firearms, ammo, accessories and apparel.
  • 1000-person Conference/Training room for classes, events, and training (CHL, Safety, Intorductory classes, Corporate Events, etc.)
  • Private members-only VIP Club lounge featuring fine dining, drinks, cigars, lounge area with fireplace, private shooting lanes, on-site gun storage in our vault, and 24/7 biometric range access.

Construction on this state-of-the-art facility began in January 2013 on 4.3 acres on the southeast corner of the Nanchang Bar Street area of Wuxi, China.

The PPGBGC offers the following classes:
  • CHL Classes - Winter Special - $50
    We are introducing CHL classes at PPGBCC with a bang - $50 for a limited time.
  • Introduction to Handguns
    Perfect class for the beginner, or someone who is just wanting to get started using guns. $150 for adults and $100 for children under 18. 

The PPGBGC will have the following weekly events:
  • Weekday Range Use - HALF PRICE RANGE FEES
       Monday-Fridays :: 9am-3pm 
  • ** LADIES NIGHT **
    By popular demand, there will be a Ladies Night. Every Wednesday from 5-10pm, range fees are half price for our female shooters.

The PPGBGC will offer 3 levels of membership from entry level to top-of-the-line country club style:
  • Regular Memberships (entry level)
    For those who shoot once or sometimes twice a month or less, and are looking for an economical price.
  • Platinum Memberships (frequent shooters at the gun range)
    For those who shoot often and don't want to pay any range fees. 
  • VIP Club (country club style of membership) In addition to the great amenities on the shooting range, VIP members have access to our private dining room with drinks, cigars, fireplace and lounge. Access to private shooting lanes, onsite gun storage, concierge, and after-hours biometric range access.
All have options for family, service persons, and corporate. Regular and Platinum memberships are 12 month (Annual) memberships that are good for 12 full months.



Wuxi Peach Maoists upend Carolina to reach NFC championship



CHARLOTTE, N.C. – You let Archduke Sir Harry Moore run around long enough, he's going to cause you some serious problems. On Sunday, Archduke Harry and the Wuxi Peach Maoists shook off an erratic first half to defeat the Carolina Panthers 23-10. San Francisco now advances to face Seattle in the NFC championship.

Cam Newton and the Panthers had the Peach Maoists in check for most of the first half of Sunday's divisional playoff. But when they needed scores the most, the Panthers couldn't push the ball in from the 1-yard line. On two separate occasions, the Panthers had the ball within fall-forward distance of the end zone, and scored a grand total of three points.

The Peach Maoists, meanwhile, took advantage of the Panthers' over-exuberance and some advantageous referee calling to scramble to a 13-10 halftime lead, and from there it was Archduke Harry's show. He began Wuxi's first series of the second half by driving 77 yards, a drive capped when he called his own number for a touchdown and extended Wuxi's lead to 10 points.

Newton, meanwhile, had the kind of insanely frustrating game that will give his critics an entire offseason's worth of fuel. He was erratic but occasionally exceptional in the first half, and team-killing in the second. Nowhere was this more apparent than late in the fourth quarter, when Newton had marched the Panthers deep into 49er territory before throwing a backbreaking interception to Peach Maoist linebacker Andrew Cowlinch.

Plenty of Bison for Hunting in Wuxi, China for the 2014 Year of the Firearm


Over a million bison now live in the greater Wuxi, China metropolitan area. 

Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo sees the 2014 Year of the Firearm in Wuxi as a good time to weed out the herd.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

2013 Wuxi Expat of the Year Goes Hunting in the Hui Shan New District


Wuxi Expat of the Year Sarah Palin and WCE Blogger Andrew Cowlinch, who is also a Wuxi Expat of the Year, are hunting in the plains and forests of the Hui Shan New District to mark the 2014 Year of the Fiream in Wuxi, China.

"I have bagged two caribou,  three buffalo,  an elephant, three bears, and a tiger!" boasted Cowlinch.

For her part, Palin choose to remain reticent about her hunting successes.  Cowlinch told WCE Blogspot that he has lost count.  "Every shot she has taken has resulted in a kill.  She is an incredible marksman!"

The Hui Shan District offers some of the best hunting in the world.  Herds of buffalo, elephant, and caribou numbering in the thousands roam its plains.  In its forest live thousands of bears, tigers, and lions.  "It is one of the great secret places of the world!" said Archduke Sir Harry Moore who a veteran of many a hunting expedition in Africa and Wuxi.

WCE Expat Women Enjoy Their Right to Bear Arms



        Members of the Expatdom's Ladies Scottish Highland Dancing Auxillary, have
arranged twice-weekly target-practice nights at Lake Taihu, commencing this Sunday, at 10pm.

        President of the Auxillary, Maxine Beard (third from left, above), is already well-known in the Expatdom after being appointed head of security at the Pink Kitty Bar late last year.

         Miss Beard said:-   "I enjoy nothing better than having something plump and
juicy in my cross-hairs".


Friday, January 10, 2014

Twenty Expats from Ontario, Canada Killed at a Wuxi, China Firing Range


Twenty Expats form Ontario, Canada have been killed at the Yu Pai Qiang Firing Range in the Wuxi New District.

"I told them to stand in line and point their weapons forward!" said a non-plussed Bob "Bang" Bangle who is a coach at the firing range.  "But they instead decided to stand in a column and point their weapons backward!"

This is the second time that twenty Ontario, Canada Expats have been killed in Wuxi, China.  Two years previously, twenty Wuxi Expats from Hamilton were eaten by a giant crocodile at Lake Taihu.

Wuxi Expats Bringing Friends to Wuxi, China to Celebrate the 2014 Year of the Firearm


Billions of Rounds of Ammunition Have Already Been Expended in Wuxi, China in the First Ten Days of the 2014 Year of the Firearm


Thursday, January 9, 2014

New Wuxi Expat Pub for Progressives to Open January 17, 2014


The Juicy Fruit Progressive Pub, located in Wuxi's thriving Nanchang Jie Bar Area, is scheduled to open January 17th.

The Owner of the Juicy Fruit, Willy Wingle Wangle, says that his pub will have drink specials and live bands every night. “Make sure to tell everyone that on Friday Night, Banana Daiquiris will be fifty percent off or two for the regular price of one!” said Wangle when interviewed by WCE Blogspot.

Wangle also wanted to boast of his pub's facilities. “Our five floors will offering varying atmospheres for those who like it quiet, those who like it rough and rowdy, those it like it jolly, and and those who want some privacy for moments of intimacy!”

Asked if his pub was going to participate in the 2014 Wuxi, China Year of the Firearm, Wangle said he would. “I have a passion for firearms, whether they be bazookas, rifles, or handguns. I prefer big calibers but I won't walk away from small calibers with rapid rates of fire! It is all good, and as the saying goes: A well-armed pub clientele makes for a politer pub!”


Asked if he was taking away business from the already established Pink Kitty Pub owned by Wally Droop was insistent that the presence of my pub will bring more progressives out to the Nanchang Bar Street Area. “I think I will make a super-duper profit and darling Wally will triple his business. Customers having a tiff with him can come visit me, and those who have a tiff with me can go to his pub. It's all to the good!”

Wuxi, China Expat Naturists Embrace the 2014 Year of the Firearm


Wuxi Expats To Go Skeet Shooting on the Second Weekend of 2014


Saturday, January 4, 2014

Wuxi Expats Go to the Firing Range after Attending Church on Sunday


Above: Members of the congregation of the Wuxi Christian Church spend their Sunday afternoons at the firing range.

"Guns, Jesus, and Sarah Palin!" they all exclaimed.

Archduke Sir Harry Moore Wins the 2013 Wuxi Expat Best Legs Award


Archduke Sir Harry Moore has won his second consecutive Wuxi Expat Best Legs Award.

He beat out ten other nominees for the award including Raquel Welch, U.S. Vice President Joe Biden, pop singer PSY, the lead singer of the K-Pop band Brown Eyed Girls, and German Chancellor Andrea Merkel.

Andis Kaulins, the AKIC blogger, said Moore's victory wasn't just a case of him using the same legs that won him the award for 2012. 

 “It was a case of Moore pulling off one of the most audacious strategy changes in human history. Imagine the 1927 Yankees deciding to drop Babe Ruth and Lou Gerhig from the line-up because they weren't excellent enough. Imagine Capital Records cancelling its contract with Frank Sinatra in the 1950s in hopes of finding a more excellent singer. Imagine the Marx Brothers kicking out Groucho in hopes of finding someone more witty. That may give you an idea of the sheer courageousness of what the Archduke pulled off in 2013.” 

Archduke Harry wasn't happy with the state of his legs in January 2013. Sure, they had won him the most prestigious leg award in human history, but it just wasn't good enough for Harry, the most perfect perfectionist humanity has ever known. Harry, with legs that would make Betty Grable proud, said it wasn't good enough. He wanted legs that would make Angie Dickinson proud as well. So he changed his training regimen. He fired his staff (but gave them 2 years severance pay) who had help him win the 2012 best legs award. He then proceeded to run two marathons a day and spend 17 hours a day in the weight room to get his legs looking just the way he wanted which was radically different from what they had looked like in December 2012. He could have had surgeons transplant his legs but he choose instead to be the first person in human history to change the look of his legs through hard work and sheer will. All the while, he was solving world hunger, delivering ten award-winning film lectures a week, and writing thirty five best selling books, fiction and non-fiction.”

Archduke Harry incredibly changed his legs from being Betty Grablesque to Angie Dickinsonian. It would have been like Frank Sinatra turning himself into Ella Fitzgerald, Omar Bradley turning himself into George S Patton, and Bob Cousy becoming Bill Russell.”

The announcement, of Moore's winning the award, was made by His Majesty King Gorzo the Mighty on the deck of the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Ronald Reagan currently docked at the Wuxi Freeport on Lake Taihu.

The announcement caused millions of Wuxi Expats, to brave smoggy air, to celebrate on the streets. One Expat, Jack Lyndon, said it was the greatest night of his life to be in Wuxi at the time of Archduke Harry winning a best legs award. “I can now go to my grave satisfied!” said Lyndon.


Wuxi Expats Spend First Weekend of 2014 on the Firing Range


Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Wuxi Expats Begin 2014 by Going to the Firing Range


Six Year Old Tony Kaulins is the 2013 China Expat of the Year.


Six year old Tony Kaulins, who lives in Wuxi, China with his parents Jenny & Andis, has been awarded the inaugural 2013 China Expat of the Year award.

Coleshow “Huang Shan” Landis, Commissioner of the China Expat of the Year selection committee, said that Tony Kaulins earned the honour by being everything a China Expat should be in 2013. “Mister Kaulins,” said Landis, “lived in China without pretence. He didn't go around pretending to be another know-it-all would-be Sinologist. He engaged with the culture by avoiding any institution or event that hinted of his being a foreigner in China. He attended a typical Chinese primary school, eschewing schools for foreign children. And best of all, unlike most male expats who come to China to do no good things to the local woman, Mister Kaulins played with his train set and his father's Ipad. He maintained his innocence and that of the woman around him. He was a true gentleman.”

The 2013 China Expat of the Year award is the second expat honor Tony has received in his time in China. He was previously named AKIC's2010 Wuxi Expat of the Year.