Wuxi Peach Maoists are set for the Super Bowl

Wuxi Peach Maoist Quarterback Archduke Sir Harry Moore says his team is all set for the Super Bowl and are very confident of their chances in the big game which will be held in New York City this year.

“We have memorized our plays. We have practiced well. We have brought our long underwear in case it is cold. We have thought out a million scenarios. I have never been so well prepared, physically or mentally for any event as I have been for this Super Bowl. The preparation has even greater than for my award-winning film lectures or my wedding night with Miss Moneypenny where I was in the best physical condition of my life: my muscles taut and flexible.” said Archduke Harry in an exclusive interview with the Wuxi China Expatdom blog.

Archduke Harry says that he and his Peach Maoist team mates plan on taking a few days off from their intensive training regimen to participate in charity events.

“I and my darling wife Mrs. Miss Moneypenny plan on raising money for our firearms for school children charity. No more will poor students in the ghetto have to walk to school defenseless!”

The rest of the Peach Maoist team seemed just as confident as their Quarterback and are also planning on do some charity on their two days off.

Terry Pickettberg, the captain of the Peach Maoist defensive squad, told the Andis Kaulins in China blog that he will be hosting events to raise money for the David Horowitz Freedom Centre. “Leftism is an evil thing that must be fought with all our might!” said the Peach Maoist linebacker who made a key interception in the fourth quarter of last week's PM victory over the New England Patriots. “And that is why I will be performing on Broadway for two days with the funds going to help my friend David's very important organization!”

Asked if the Peach Maoists were being over-confident by focusing on charity events before the big game, Pickettberg said the following: “Of course, one is bound to be over-confident when you have Archduke Harry as your QB. But “His grace,” as we like to call him, is the most humble person you will ever meet. Archduke Harry's Mother Teresa like concern for the poor and unfortunate of the world puts everything in perspective. We realize we are truly blessed people who must give back to the world.”

The captain of the Peach Maoist special teams, Rabbi Mordechai Kamenetsky told the Tony Kaulins in China blog that he was going raise funds for the National Jewish Center for Learning and Leadership, one of the top charities in the New York City and Wuxi, China areas. “It is an organization committed to dealing with the intellectual and ethical challenges of the wider world!” said Rabbi Kamenetsky who set an NFL record by returning seven kickoffs for touchdowns in 2013.

Kamenetsky was full of praise for Archduke Sir Harry Moore. “Archduke Harry has proven to the world that gentiles are capable of competing successfully on major Wuxi Expat sports teams. Harry is the no token goy boy. He is the real schlemiel deal!”