Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Expat Blogger Wants to Buy All Wuxi, China Young Women a Beretta PX4 Storm


Despised Wuxi Expat Blogger Andrew Cowlinch tells WCE Blogspot that he would like to give every bar girl and every English school female employee a Beretta PX4 Storm handgun as a present for the Spring Festival that will take place during the 2014 Year of the Firearm in Wuxi, China.

These women need to protect themselves from the talons, the claws, the clutches, and the cheeseburger-stained grasps of foreign men who come into their vicinity!” said Cowlinch.

Asked why the Beretta PX4 Storm was the particular model he would buy them, Cowlinch said “ David Warren said it was small, pretty, and very stylish!”

However, Cowlinch lamented the fact that he didn't have the money to buy all the guns he needed. “Alas, I am broke after having bought but one for my wife!”




The Beretta Px4 Storm is a semi-automatic pistol manufactured by Beretta of Italy and intended for personal defense and law enforcement use. The Px4 uses the same short-recoil, rotating barrel action as the Beretta 8000 Models and uses the same trigger and safety system as the M9/92/96 series, while being completely different in design from either. Light-weight polymer construction with steel inserts, a modular trigger group, fully enclosing slide, Picatinny rail, and changeable backstrap options for the grip are a radical departure from previous Beretta designs. 

No comments:

Post a Comment