Members of the Expatdom's Ladies Scottish Highland Dancing Auxillary, have
arranged twice-weekly target-practice nights at Lake Taihu, commencing this Sunday, at 10pm.
President of the Auxillary, Maxine Beard (third from left, above), is already well-known in the Expatdom after being appointed head of security at the Pink Kitty Bar late last year.
Miss Beard said:- "I enjoy nothing better than having something plump and
juicy in my cross-hairs".
I believe that World War 2 soldiers used an expression: "she's got a fine
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Nevertheless, this post has crossed the line with its unseemly innuendo.
I will be reporting the poster to the Expatdom's Committee for Family
Morals and Wholesome Decency. (COFMAWD) The committee chairman, Andis Kaulins,
President of the WCE Elite Expats Association (WCEEEA) will deliver his ruling, in due course.
Charlie don't surf! How do you do it?
ReplyDeleteI can never interview naked young women with a passion for firearms.
I get stuck doing stories about male naturists and dumb Ontario, Canada Expats.
The one on the left looks like a young Miss Moneypenny.
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