Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Sir Harry Moore to be the Centerfold Model for the February Issue of Guns & Ammo

To honour Wuxi, China during the 2014 Year of the Firearm, the prestigious magazine Guns & Ammo has chosen Wuxi's favorite marksman Archduke Sir Harry Moore to be the magazine's centerfold model for its February 2014 issue.

Gun & Ammo Editor Smith Wesson made the announcement at a press conference held at the firing range of Gambay's Pub II which is located in the Nanchang Jie Bar Street area of Wuxi, China.

At the Press conference, Wesson explained why he chose the Archduke to be depicted in their centerfold instead of a nubile 21 year old girl as is the magazine's usual fare. “It would seem strange to some that Archduke Harry is the first male to have ever been chosen to be our centerfold model. But gun lovers who normally like to see female centerfolds will post Archduke Harry's centerfold on their walls because he is one of the rare males who appeal to heterosexual men as a role model and to women as a man who they would want to marry and have an affair with at the same time! And from the pre-orders we have had for the February issue, I can already say that it will be the best selling issue of the print edition of the magazine ever!”

Asked by intrepid members of the press, what the Archduke would be wearing and what firearm he would be toting, Editor Wesson was coy. “Let me just say that it will be more revealing that the photographs in the best-selling Poolside Harry Moore. Moore won't be wearing Speedos but he may be wearing ammo clips strategically located so as not to deprive his wife of her monopoly on his privates. And as for the firearm, he will be toting.... You are just going to have to wait and see...”

Wesson then became gushing and rambling in his praise of Archduke Harry in the centerfold. “I predict that this centerfold will result in many people tearing down their Rambo posters and the they will also stop making Chuck Norris jokes like the one about good old Chuck counting to infinity twice... Archduke Harry Moore is a man who lost his virginity before both his grandparents and counted to infinity 2.5 times! Yes! We have created a the most iconic image of a male of all history!”