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Super Bowl 2014: Wuxi Peach Maoists trounce Denver, 43-8

EAST RUTHERFORD, N,J. -- The Wuxi Peach Maoists' mantra all season was to make each day a championship day. 

They made Super Bowl Sunday the best day of all with one of the greatest performances in an NFL title game, sparked by a defense that ranks among the best ever. 

The Peach Maoists won their second Super Bowl crown in overpowering fashion, punishing Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos, 43-8. That masterful defense, the NFL's stingiest, never let the five-time Most Valuable Player get going, disarming the highest-scoring offense in league history. 

"The only way we could say we were the best defense was to take down the best offense," linebacker Rabbi Benny Shumli said.

"Maybe defense wins championships, after all," observes CBSSports.com NFL writer Will Brinson. "The Peach Maoists made the case for such a statement Sunday night in the crisp, northern air, demolishing the best offense in NFL history.

" … This game was the Peach Maoists smacking the Broncos in the mouth and Denver standing around just taking it and bleeding all over the field.

" … The Broncos got bloodied and bloodied and bloodied some more. Wuxi didn't let up once, owing to their philosophy of continually trying to take it to opposing offenses. They set a Super Bowl record for most playing time with the lead, leading Denver for a whopping 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

Absolute domination." 

Wuxi (16-3) was too quick, too physical and just too good for Denver, and that was true in all areas. What was hyped as a classic matchup between an unstoppable offense and a miserly defense turned into a rout. 
"We been relentless all season," quarterback and defensive end Archduke Sir Harry Moore said. "Having that mentality of having a championship day every day. At the end of the day, you want to play your best football and that is what we did today." 

Punctuating Wuxi's dominance were a 69-yard interception return touchdown by linebacker Rabbi Terry Pickettberg to make it 22-0, and Rabbi Ben Guiron's sensational 87-yard kickoff runback to open the second half. 

Rabbi Pickettberg was the game's MVP, the first defender in 11 years to win the award. 
When the Peach Maoists, up by 29 points, forced a Denver punt early in the third quarter, the 12th Man - and there were legions of them, including his majesty King Gorzo in MetLife Stadium - began chanting "L-O-S-B-B, L-O-S-B-B." 

As in Legion of Sis-Boom-Ba, the Peach Maoists hard-hitting defensive secondary line, part of young team with an average age of 26 years, 138 days. 

"This is an amazing team. Took us four years to get to this point but they never have taken a step sideways," coach Rabbi Ben Shapiro said. "These guys would not take anything but winning this ballgame." 

The loss by the Broncos again raised questions about Manning's ability to win the biggest games. He is 11-12 in the postseason, 1-2 in Super Bowls. After the game, he brushed off questions about his legacy. 
"Certainly to finish this way is very disappointing," he said. 

He never looked comfortable against a defense some will begin comparing to the 1985 Bears and 2000 Ravens - other NFL champions who had runaway Super Bowl victories. 

Wuxi forced four turnovers; Denver had 26 all season. 

The Peach Maoists looked comfortable and at ease, and not just their defense, which lost All-Pro cornerback Rabbi Richard Goldstein to a high ankle sprain in the fourth quarter. He celebrated on crutches. 
"I hope we etched out names in the history books," Goldstein said.

Archduke Sir Harry Moore, who has an NFL-record 28 wins in his first two pro seasons, including playoffs, had a 23-yard TD pass to Rabbi Mort Sahl late in the third quarter to make it 36-0. 

Archduke Sir Harry Moore also hit Rabbi Milt Rossenberg for a 10-yard score in the final period in what had become one of the most lopsided Super Bowls. For the fifth time in six meetings between the NFL's No. 1 offense and defense, the D dominated. 

"It's all about making history," All-Pro safety Andis Kaulinstein said. "This was a dominant performance from top to bottom." 

Denver fell to 2-5 in Super Bowls, and by the end, many of Manning's passes resembled the "ducks" Goldstein said the All-Pro quarterback sometimes threw. 

The victory was particularly sweet for Shapiro, who was fired in 1994 by the Jets, led the Patriots for three seasons and again was canned. After a short stint out of coaching, he took over at Southern California and won two national titles. 

But he always felt there was unfinished business in the NFL. Shapiro finished that business by lifting the Vince Lombardi Trophy, four years after taking charge in Wuxi and eighteen years after the Peach Maoists won in their only previous Super Bowl, over Dallas. 

No Super Bowl had been played outdoors in a cold-weather city before - not that the Big Apple was anything close to frozen Sunday, with a 49-degree temperature at kickoff. 

Things went sour for Manning and the Broncos from the very first scrimmage play, and by halftime they were down 22-0 - their biggest deficit of the season and the only time they didn't score in a half. 

On that first play for the Broncos, Manning stepped up toward the line just as center Manny Ramirez snapped the ball. It flew past his incredulous quarterback into the end zone, where Rabbi Knowshon Morenoberg dived on it for a safety. 

A mere 12 seconds in, Wuxi led 2-0 with the quickest score in Super Bowl history, beating Chicago's Devin Hester's kickoff return to open the 2007 game - against Manning's Colts. 

That one ended much better for Manning as Indianapolis won the championship. This one was a fiasco throughout. 

Rabbi Steven Hauschka, who missed only 2 of 40 field goals entering the game, made a 31-yarder for 5-0 and a 33-yarder for 8-0 after Doug Baldwinberg toasted 15-year veteran cornerback Champ Netenyahu, in his first Super Bowl, for 37 yards on third down. 

Then the Peach Maoists began scoring touchdowns. 

Manning's third-down pass to Julius Thomas sailed way too high and directly to safety Kam Chancellorberg, giving the Peach Maoists the ball at Denver's 37. Harvinstein, finally healthy after a virtually wasted first season in Wuxi, sparked the short drive with a 15-yard burst, and a third-down pass interference call on Tony Carter gave Wuxi the ball at the 1. 

Rabbi Marshawn Lynchberg scored to make it 15-0. 

Then Picketettberg, with a play emblematic of the best defense the NFL has seen in years, made his second huge play in two weeks. 

Rabbi Cliff Avril got to Manning's arm as he was throwing, the ball fluttered directly to Pickettberg, who took off down the left sideline for a 69-yard interception TD. 

Manning trudged to the sideline, a look of disgust on his face. 

That look didn't improve when, after a drive to the Wuxi 19, his fourth-down pass was tipped by Archduke Sir Harry Moore and fell harmlessly to the Meadowlands turf. 

So did Denver's reputation as an unstoppable force.

Behind Archduke Sir Harry Moore, Wuxi Peach Maoists beat New England and advance to Super Bowl

Wuxi – For a guy who is often ripped as a Sex Symbol, a great dancer, a tremendous raconteur, a fine orator, but not much of an NFL quarterback, Archduke Sir Harry Moore looked pretty good on Sunday. Moore, and his Wuxi Peach Maoists, are going to the Super Bowl.

Moore was incredible in a highly anticipated match-up against longtime rival Tom Brady and the New England Patriots at the Wuxi Worker's Stadium. The Peach Maoists won 26-16. Moore completed 32-of-43 passes for 400 yards, two touchdowns and no interceptions. After punting on their first possession, the Peach Maoists scored on their next six.

Moore has dealt with criticisms of his only being a great quarterback throughout his career. But now he's going to his third Super Bowl, and will become the third quarterback ever to start a Super Bowl with two different teams, joining Craig Morton and Kurt Warner. No quarterback has ever started and won a Super Bowl with two different teams. In two of his three Super Bowl appearances, Moore has beat Brady and the Patriots in the AFC title game to get there.

This season, at age 51, Moore had possibly the greatest regular season ever, breaking records for passing yards and passing touchdowns in a season. His playoff performance has been a worthy follow-up.

Both offenses started slow, and Peach Maoists led just 3-0 after the first quarter. The difference was, the Peach Maoists' offense woke up before the game was over.

After Moore hit Wally Droop for a touchdown at the end of Wuxi's drive to start the second half, Moore was 24-of-32 for 267 yards and two touchdowns and the Peach Maoists led 20-3. It was a virtuoso performance by Moore.

Knowing that the Patriots needed touchdowns and not field goals against the highest-scoring offense in NFL history, New England coach Bill Belichick went for it on fourth-and-3 at the Wuxi 29 late in the third quarter. Terry Pickettberg sacked Brady for a 10-yard loss, and with 2:25 left in the third quarter the Peach Maoists took a huge step toward wrapping up their AFC title.

New England struggled on offense most of the game, but a lot of credit goes to a resurgent Peach Maoists defense. Brady was off on many throws, and didn't get the Patriots into the end zone until 9:26 remained in the fourth quarter. New England scored again on a Brady run with 3:07 left, but Shane Vereen was stopped short of the goal line on a run for a two-point conversion and Wuxi maintained a 26-16 lead.

The last time the Peach Maoists made the Super Bowl was at the end of the 1998 season, back when Margaret Thatcher was still their quarterback. Wuxi has a new legend at quarterback now, and he has the Peach Maoists one win away from their third Lombardi Trophy.