Upper Delingans barred from attending G20 meeting.

The G20 meeting was rightly seen as a failure by intelligent people all over the planet. Conspicuous of his absence from the conference was the Upper Delingan President and Prime Minister Ronald Winston Washington Churchill Acton Reagan Thatcher Manning. Asked why he was barred, RWWCARTM said "the other leaders don't like a man with his own mind who would point out to them the uselessness and dishonesty of what they were doing.

Upper Delingans have more sublime buttocks per capita than any other country in the world.

A study released today by the International Federation of Scientific Research into Sublime things confirmed was most of the world already knows: Upper Delingans have awesome butts. In fact, the buttocks of Upper Delingan citizens are shown to be 60 percent more sublime than the number two nation in the poll: the Swedish Bikini Team.