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Beixing, China Stud Pig

Wuxi China Bengal Dog

Gorzo the Mighty is now the King of Wuxi, China Expats

Gorzo has taken over Wuxi, China expatdom.  The power vacum left by the previous pathetic King of Wuxi has been filled with a mighty ruler.

 

Gorzo is a veritable God!

Ten great things that can be said about Wuxi, China.

10)  It has a lot of canals, and so it is a great place to watch boat traffic.

  9)  It has a lot of bridges.  You have to be a real cretin to not like a good bridge.

  8)  It has a baseball stadium.  Believe it or not, it does!

  7)  It is not Shanghai.  Shanghai is a wannabe world city that has too many foreigners living in it.

  6)  You can go days without seeing foreigners.  And that is a good thing.

  5)  Wuxi is spread out.  It is not so small and not so easy to take in as the Lonely Planet would have it.

  4)  HyLite Language School.  That is where Wuxi Andis works.  The best English School. Period.

  3)  Wuxi Tony and Wuxi Jenny:  Two thirds of the great Wuxi Kaulins family.

  2)  Wuxi peaches.  In season, they are sweet and soft.

  1)  The 2010 Wuxi Red Guards NFL Fantasy Football Team.  Visit this site to find out their inspirational story. It is a story only bettered by the Gospels of Matthew, Luke, Mark, and John.

One million Wuxi, China Expats and Wuxiren expected to attend rally celebrating the accomplishments of the 2010 Wuxi Red Guards fantasy football team.

The rally will be held January 1 at 1300 at Wuxi's Taihu Square.

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Wuxi, China Pub Owner to build 88m tall beer bottle statue.

Xing Dao, owner of the Cuba Lounge in Wuxi, China, announced his plan to built a 88m tall statue of a bottle of Snow Beer on the top of his pub in  the Hu Bin Bar District.

 

"Now that we have a 88m tall Buddha, and will have a 88m tall Big Jesus, I thought it was only appropriate that we build a 88m tall beer bottle for atheistic, materialistic, and libertine beer drinkers.  Those people spend a lot of money and add to the Wuxi Economy when they get drunk and take advantage of our young impressionable women.  They need a staute too."

Wuxi, China Expat Pub to have a nude Christmas Party

An undisclosed pub for expatriates in the city of Wuxi in Jiangsu province will be having a nude Christmas Dinner between 1300 and 1600 on December 25th.

"Many Wuxi Expats are from Germany and the Euro Zone", said a pub owner who didn't want his identity to be known, "and their idea of fun is to have an orgy where anything goes. And who am I to ruin a chance a making some good coin?"

Wuxi, China to build a 88 meter tall statue of Jesus Christ.

At Ling Shan, on the shores of Taihu Lake, the city of Wuxi has built a 88m tall statue of the Buddha.  It is known as "the Big Buddha" to local expatriates and Western tourists.

Seeking to attract  Christian tourists to the city, the Wuxi government has decided to build a similarly-sized Christian theme park featuring a 88m tall "Big Jesus" -- it would be the biggest Jesus statue in mainland China.  The Big Jesus theme park will be built in Wuxi's Hui Shan Economic Development zone near its "O" software  sourcing park.

Fun Thing to do in Wuxi, China #1: Watching Paint Dry!

Yes sir! Wuxi, China is an Expat's number choice for watching paint dry. It was only last year that an English teacher took a week off from his job so he could watch the paint dry in his Chinese friend's apartment. The Expat spent 100 straight hours watching paint dry -- surely a record.

So popular is the activity that many Wuxi Expat pubs have set aside walls to be painted on a daily basis just so the patrons can watch them dry.

HyLite English Oops!! Number Two!! Dah! Doh!