Pope Francis Pays Secret Visit to the Wuxi China Expatdom

Pope Francis paid a three hour visit to the Wuxi China Expatdom on his way back  to Rome from his five day apostolic visit to South Korea

During his brief visit to the Expatdom, Francis conducted a mass, which was attended by a over ten million Wuxi Expat and local Catholics.

He also played a game of Mah Jong with  Wuxi Expat Saint Archduke Sir Harry Moore Emeritus (SASHME) and his wife, the Archduchess Mrs. Miss Moneypenny.

The Pope told reporters that he was tremendously impressed by SASHME's ability to play the solely by touch.

Wuxi locals told reporters that they were further impressed by the SASHME'a playing Mah Jong while wearing only Speedos, and being blind-folded with one arm tied behind his back and three fingers binded on his free hand so that he could only hold the tiles with his thumb and little finger.

Despite all these handicaps, SASHME has yet to lose a game of Mah Jong except on purpose.

Pope Francis also told reporters that he was very impressed by SASHME's incredible dignity. “Normal humans can only hope to look dignified by having the gracefulness and the aristocratic wardrobe of Fred Astaire in that Top Hat musical movie. Harry is the first person I have meet who can be this dignified wearing thong sized Speedos. What an truly incredible soul he is! No wonder he is the first person to ever be canonized while still alive!”