Male Supermodel, Tech Innovator, Philanthropist and Dog Advocate Paul Rudkin is the 2014 Shanghai Expat of the Year

To the surprise of no one, Paul Rudkin, a leading male supermodel, tech innovator, giver to charitable causes and dog owner has been awarded his second straight Shanghai Expat of the Year Award.

“As long as he's lives in Shanghai, you might as well engrave his name on the Award trophy at the same time, he gets his annual visa renewed in his passport! ” said Andrew Cowlinch a leading blogger and observer of the Shanghai and Wuxi Expat scenes.  "As a specimen of humanity and men, he is at least four cuts about the rest!"

News of Rudkin's win resulted in massive street celebrations by beautiful female models in Shanghai as well as other places which have been blessed with his actual physical appearance like South Korea, Wuxi, England, Detroit, and Hangover, Germany.  Fire departments in these places had to work overtime spraying the crowds of beautiful women with water to cool down their over-heated ardour.  

World leaders, in a rare moment of unanimity, praised Rudkin.  President Obama, President Putin, and the North Korean leader Fat Boy issued a joint statement congratulating Rudkin for the award.

Rudkin's philanthropic activities in 2014 have caused Pope Francis to start the process for canonization which would make Rudkin only the second person to ever be declared a saint in his lifetime.  "Rudkin's charity in 2014probably saved three billion people from starvation," said the Pope.

Highest praise for Rudkin though, came from the animal lovers.  "They say dogs are a man's best friend.  Well.  It can now be said that Paul Rudkin is the best friend animals have ever had!" said the president of the International SPCA, Double Saint Archduke Sir Harry Moore Emeritus.