New Wuxi Expat Pub to Open May 2015

Just a Soso's, a new pub catering to Wuxi Expatriates, will have the grand opening for its Nanchang Bar Street location in May.

Soso Jugashvili, the pub's general secretary, is from Georgia and says he is very excited to be opening a pub in Wuxi.

"I see great hope in this market" said Jugashvili.  "The proletariat of Wuxi Expats have been under-served and exploited by bourgeoisie foreign pub owners for far too long..  Wuxi Expat proletarians are demanding justice, vengeance and a delicious cold pint of ale and lager on tap.  I intend to give all those hard working Wuxi Expat these three things!"

Upon Jugashvili's making this declaration to the representative of the Wuxi City Manual site, the entourage of Jugashvili, a rough bunch to say the least but lap-dog like in its devotion to the pub's general secretary, applauded in unison and with great fervor.  To stop them, Jugashvili ordered one of his assistants, a beady eyed man named Beria, to ring a bell, and they all became silent instantly.