Double Saint Archduke Sir Harry Moore
Emeritus's film Machismo Unleashed, which he co-directs with Clint
Eastwood and stars in with Steve McQueen and Bruce Lee, opened on the
second weekend of May and achieved absolutely staggering box office
receipt numbers, while earning universal praise from movie reviewers,
making it one of those very rare films to achieve both commercial and
artistic success.
Machismo Unleashed's opening weekend
was the greatest for any movie in cinematic history, earning two
trillion dollars in box office receipts worldwide, a thousand times
more than Avator, the previous box office receipt leader, and in fact
more than the top one hundred grossing movies of all time combined
for their entire histories.
To achieve such numbers, many
extraordinary steps were taken to allow as many people as possible to
see the film. The movie was shown in all the hundred thousand seat
football and soccer stadiums all over the world. In many cinemas,
patrons didn't mind sitting on laps in order to get two or three
times more than normal in a cinema. Many professional sports leagues
cancelled their games to allow their facilities to be shown the film.
In America, Major League Baseball players vowed to go on strike if
their game weren't cancelled so they too could see the movie.
Film critics are unanimous in the
film's greatness saying another movie of such quality won't be
released in a thousand years unless of course, the rumors of Saint Harry working on a sequel Machismo Unchained are true.
Archduke Harry, who during the weekend had
a level of popularity never experienced by any other human at any
other time in human history, actually spent his time quietly at his 2 bedroom
Wuxi apartment. “I went out once to buy myself a carton of
Zhongnanhai. Other than that, I re-watched some of my favorite
David Lean movies with my wife” said Moore, who with a winsome and
coy smile, tossed his tousled hair back before declining to say if he
was working on a sequel or not.
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