Clint Eastwood and G Gordon Liddy Inducted into the Wuxi China Expat Hall of Fame

Actor and film director Clint Eastwood, and Talk Show Host and Watergate personality G. Gordon Liddy, both prodigies of Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Harry Moore, have been inducted into the Wuxi China Expat Hall of Fame.  The announcement of the double induction, the first in WCEHoF history, was made by WCEHoF commissioner Kennesaw "Hui Shan" Landis.

Landis made his announcement at a press conference held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, China.

In announcing the inductions, Landis was quick to note how Eastwood and Liddy, were influenced by and had influenced Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Moore.  "Believe it or not, Eastwood and Liddy are spitting images of the Archduke!  And it is no wonder!  Growing up, the three of them were the best of buddies performing acts of courage that many of their jealous lessers described as psychotic!  The Archduke was the leader of the great childhood triumvirate, but he was never a dictator.  Moore mentored Liddy and Eastwood to be heroically independent and decent human beings.  And as all good mentors and teachers do, Moore learned and was in turn influenced by his students so that his manhood and art were Eastwoodian and Liddyian in purpose!"

Landis, responding to criticism that Eastwood and Liddy hadn't spent any time in the Wuxi China Expatdom, said that the two American bad-asses were everything that real Wuxi Expats aspired to be.  Added Landis:  "The great feats of Eastwood and Liddy were so like the feats performed by King Gorzo the Mighty, Detective Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, the leaders of the Wuxi China Expatdom Armed Forces, Prime Minister Mango, and the Archduke Harry Moore, that they must be called Wuxi Expatdomite in spirit and thus in fact.  The true Wuxi Expat transcends space, place, and time.  And do you really want to induct fellows like Duston Short or the guy who married a battleship into the Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame?  Come on!  Greatness and Conservative principles, rather than residency, are what defines a true Wuxi Expat!"

Landis also announced that 800 meter high, pure-gold statues of both Eastwood and Liddy would be erected on the 'WCEHoF grounds close to the 888 meter high, pure-gold and diamond-encrusted statue of their mentor Harry Moore.