The notorious Wuxi Expat trio of Rasmussen, Hagel, and Spree who were banned from ever entering Upper Delinga because of their crimes against morality, and little children, have been permitted entry into asshole Lower Delinga where Micheal Jackson has been deified.
And what immoral activities did Rasmussen, Hagel and Spree engage in? Corn Oil Bathing. They, however shocked the not-so-easily-shocked locals by refusing assistance in having their bodies oiled. Said Rasmussen: "Hagel and Spree have been oiling me up for years. In fact, we have been oiling each other and we are very familiar with each other's bodies and how to give them delight. There is this special kind of cheese we like to rub each other with. Heaven!"
Asked when they were to return to Wuxi, Hagel said "You will see an announcement in http://wuxiguide.net."
Asked if he would ever get another teaching job in Wuxi, Spree said "Some schools are desperate, they would even take a fat lazy cunt like me!"
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