Monday, July 20, 2009

Lower Delinga makes Michael Jackson Minister of the Children.

asshole Lower Delinga, has granted citizenship to disgraced and all-still-alive King of Pop Michael Jackson in order to give him a cabinet post in their national government.

Jackson was made Minister of the Children, a more powerful position than one would initially suspect, giving Jackson complete control of Lower Delingan education policy, family housing, and ultimately all Lower Delingan children.

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