Agamemnom, the Upper Delingan Minister of Socks and Closets, told UDJ, in an exclusive interview that over 150 nations are expected to send representatives to the first ever World Sock Organizing Conference that will be held August 15 to August 21 at the Upper Delingan Polytechnical High School Gymnasium in New Kemany.
"With the Vatican agreeing to send a representative, we now have 150 nations pledged to come to display all the cutting-edge technology and methods of organizing your socks in your drawers."
Continued the Minister: "I say that there is a ninety percent possibility that a world treaty with a satisfactory compromise between the proponents of organizing your socks by colour, proponents of organizing your socks by use, and proponents of putting your favorite socks on top will be signed, guaranteeing true peace in our time. It is a little known fact that what the emnity between the Israelis and Palenstenians really comes from a dispute over where to put old sports socks that could be used as rags."
Asked about the controversy surrounding the Americans wanting to send Joe Biden the Minister said they had finally shamed the Americans into not sending him. "Sending V.P. Biden, we told President Obama, would be seen as a grave insult because we don't want anyone to think that organizing socks is a frivolous thing to think about. And when you consider that world peace could be achieved at the conference, it only took me twenty minutes to get Obama to change his mind. Though, I can't help thinking the President was jealous because he wants to achieve global peace and understanding all by himself."
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