Three Upper Delingan Episcopalians boarded a plane at the U.D. International Airport for a flight headed to the Pudong Airport in Shanghai, China. From Shanghai, China the three UDE's, Frank, Andy, and Sophia-Laura will take the train to Wuxi, China for the 10th annual World Episcopalian Orgy that will be held from July 17 to July 25 at the Blue Bar and Ronnie's in downtown Wuxi, China.
Andy said that the Solar Eclipse on July 22 will make for a great orgy that night. The Solar Eclipse and Wuxi's excellent visibility advantage of the eclipse were the reasons for the Chinese city to be chosen as the orgy host.
Frank when asked to comment on the controversy of the Chinese government banning Danish Episcopalians from attending because they were "a sexually degenerate people that preyed on people in public baths by dropping soap." said that "while it was true that many Danish people, because of their Viking origins and their weird Scandinavian pronunciation, do fit the stereotype of liking to assault others in showers, it was unfair to tar Danish Episcopalians with that brush because it was in fact their Episcopalianism that was stopping them from being so. strange. Danish Episcopalians like sex that is consensual. Rape is out! Gang Band Orgies are in!"
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