Wuxi China Sexpat Tells the Media about His Girlfriend Virginia

John Hefner, co-leader of the Wuxi Sexpat-Feminist Alliance told a packed press conference about his girlfriend.

"Did I tell you about my girlfriend Virginia?" Hefner asked assembled members of the World Press including correspondents from the Wuxiist, The Economist, Time and the Asian Sun.

When they replied in the negative, Hefner said "I called her Virgin for short!"  He then chortled for two minutes after which he had to be treated by paramedics and finally by the fire hoses of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Fire Brigade, commanded by Marcus Linius Crassus.

Finally able to speak again, Herner exclaimed by "But not for long!" after which he chortled and slap his knees repeatedly.  The assembled members of the media stood silent and aghast for a few moments till the infectiousness of Hefner's chortling caused them to chortle and slap their knees as well.

Wuxi China Expatdom Historian Edward "Teddy" Gibbon, commenting on the press conference, called Hefner's display of chortling perhaps the finest display of chortling in human history.  "I bet  the normally stern Harry Callahan, the Chief Inspector of the Wuxi China Expatdom Police Squad, would have joined in the chortling.  It was that infectious!"