Expatdomites who reside in the Wuxi China Expatdom are staying away in droves from the Wuxi World Snooker Crisis. When asked why they weren't attending, Wuxi Expats offered a diversity of opinions.
Many Wuxi Expats told the WCE Blog that they preferred to spend their free time reading and browsing through the photos and text of their personal copies of The Poolside Harry Moore.
A few said they weren't going to watch the snooker for ideological reasons. Birch "Patriot" Barlow said he wasn't going to watch the Wuxi Snooker Classic because it was infested with Feminine European Continental Socialistic Polygamous Fascist Effeminate Porn-Consuming State-Subsidized Parasitic Gay Married Communists.
Wally Droop, owner of the Walnut and Chestnut Pubs, said he wasn't attending because it seemed like a British thing, this snooker, and so it was probably full of stuff that happens in the dormitories of English private schools that young boys attend.
Duston Short, English Teacher and Wuxi China Expatdom Midget Sumo Wrestling Champion from Ontario, Canada, said he wasn't attending because he heard the snookerers didn't in fact shower together after matches but instead went back to their hotels.
Andis Kaulins, English Teacher, offered a plethora of reasons why he wasn't attending. "For one thing, my wife wouldn't let me. For another, I couldn't to attend even if it was free. As well, Snooker is boring and could use body contact and fighting to get me interested. And finally, I work three or four evenings a week and have a forty minute bus ride back home!"
Giscard "Napoleon Napsack" LaFarge, a Wuxi Expat from France, said he wasn't attending because he hated the English and that he was hanging out at the Wuxi China Expatdom Fire Hall waiting to catch a glimpse of Wuxi China Expatdom Fire Brigade Commander Marcus Linius Crassus. "He is the belle homme! I hope he sprays me with his fire hose! And he should because I have such an ardor thinking about him!"
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