Former King-Of-Wuxi Update: Keeps Bats In His Cell

        The Wuxi China Expatdom Parliament has received a report from Guantanemera Bay's
Governor, George Reeves (pictured) concerning the former KOW, since-exposed as the
Ayatollah Of Mordor.

         The criminal Ayatollah was initially incarcerated at Hans Island, but has since been transferred to the escape-proof Guantamera Bay Cell Block C.

          Governor Reeves advises that the prisoner might be showing signs of remorse, for the
shameful deeds that he perpetrated upon the WCE.  "He requested permission to have around
thirty chickens in his solitary cell, as pets", said Governor Reeves.  "I consulted with my two cell-block guards, Jimmy Olsen, and Lois Lane, who maintain a 24-hour watch on the Ayatollah of Mordor".

          "We rejected his chickens-as-pets request. It's well known that he eats chickens, whole, and,
has also been known to perform err, what we law-enforcement people refer to as 'acts against the order of nature', with chickens."

           "So, we compromised. He now keeps around 250 bats with him in his cell. Treats them affectionately, and has given them all names too. Of course his cell-floor is permanently covered in a
deep layer of bat-guano, however he doesn't seem to mind that at all."

           The former KOW is held pending trial on charges including highway robbery, cruelty to children and animals, obtaining money and chocolate under false pretences, forgery, embezzlement of WCE funds, betrayal of public trust, malingering, wearing bright-pink socks with grey pants, mayhem, corruption of minors, corruption of miners, criminal libel, blackmail, contempt of court, arson, high treason, trespass, burglary, practice of unnatural vice, perjury, poaching, usury, collaboration with enemies of the Realm, criminal assault, manslaughter, wilfull and premeditated viewing of "grade B" science-fiction movies, wearing filthy and putrid-smelling undershorts, - to name just a few.

          But Governor Reeves' favourable report appears unlikely to gain any Expat sympathy.
DCI Harry Callahan said "I'm not buying any of that. The Ayatollah cost us a fortune, as well as a severe injury to my right arm, when we had to pursue him across three Canadian Provinces. I say, give him no clemency. He is an incorrigible punk, period".