Sensational scenes occurred last night in the Expatdom's Double H when meatloaf and meatloaf made their much-anticipated appearance.
The gig was organised by the Double H's colourful impressario, Abraham "Tex Mex Oklahohoma Montana Wild Earp" Gulch, who'd spent weeks, and considerable funds, in promoting the month-long Meat Loaf Meatloaf concert series.
"Yup", said Tex, "we got meatloaf here. He and I go back a long ways, both of us being Lone Star State boys, and all".
The superstar entertainer began his repertoire with his trademark hit, "Climb Ev'ry Mountain", sung in a bluegrass middle "C". But when moving-on to his flip-side smash, "I Got Me A Yew, Babe", the 3 million-strong Expat crowd grew restive, with boos and cat-calls.
A frantic Tex, fending-off teams of cats, urgently called-in the All-You-Can-Eat-Meatloaf-At-Half-Price, restoring calm and a festive partynight atmosphere. Meatloaf called for a spontaneous take-your-pardners and doo-see-doo squaredance, (conga-style) which brought tears to Tex's eyes.
"But what in Sam Hill am I gonna do now?", Tex plaintively moaned. The consensus among
the delirious Expats is that meatloaf is now the dish-of-choice in the Wuxi China Expatdom, and
that it will go viral within a week.
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