World's Largest Camel Riding Park Opens in The Wuxi China Expatdom

Wuxi Expats can now go Camel Riding!  Thanks to The TE Lawrence Memorial Camel Riding Park which is now open in the Dong Ting District of Wuxi, China.

With over 80,000 square kilometers of desert, the TELMCRP is the best place in the world, outside of the Middle East and the African Sahara, for hump-back riding enthusiasts.

Manager of the Park, Joe Camel, a smoker and self-professed "hump-rider," told the WCE Blog that there is more going on the TELMCRP than just camel riding.  "Our park will also appeal to fans of TE Lawrence, fans of the films of the David Lean, Smokers, Water Dowser users and moderate Muslims.  We have a 40 screen state-of-the-art cinema showing David Lean's Lawrence of Arabia  twenty four hours a day, a TE Lawrence museum, a Prince Faisal Museum, authentic Arab guerrilla style fighters, an authentic replica of the Suez Canal, an authentic replica of Damascus circa 1917, Turkish Soldiers to massacre to one's desire, a state of the art cigarette factory making Camel Cigarettes, and over 50,000 underground Artesian and Evian water wells waiting to be discovered!" said Camel.

Asked about his stable of Camels, Manager Camel told the WCE Blog that he had about 100,000.  "We have 60,000 Dromedary Camels imported from the Middle East and North Africa; 30,000 Bactrian Camels from Mongolia and China; and 10,000 F1 Camels cross-bred between the Dromedary and the Bactrian.  We plan to bring in some other cross breeds including the F2 Dromedary and the F2.1 Bactrain!"

Camel told the WCE Blog that the grand opening of his park will take place on May 12.  "All the prominent leaders of the Middle East and North Africa, and his Majesty, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty will attend the opening ceremony.  After the ceremony, Harry Callahan and the WCE Trio will perform their unique fusion of Berber, Funk, Soul and Country music to warm the crowd into a frenzy for a lecture about the film Lawrence of Arabia to be delivered by the President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society, his Archdukeness, Harry Moore.  The first million people through the entrance gate that day will get a free carton of delicious and refreshingly effervescent Camel Cigarettes!"