Sunday, July 15, 2012

Mob of Wuxi Expats Not Impressed by the Comedians at the Pink Kitty Club on Nanchang Jie Bar Street

To a man and woman, Wuxi Expats say that the Comedy Show put on at the Pink Kitty Club in the Nanchang Jie Bar Street was unfunny and uninspired, and a menace to the Wuxi China Expatdom's current craze for chortling.

So unfunny was the show that a mob seeking to lynch the comedians formed around the Pink Kitty.  Spokesman for the mob, Larry Drysdale told the WCE Blog that he and his irate associates were of one mind and at all not impressed by the brand of humor of the Pink Kitty comedians.  Said Drysdale:  "George Bush isn't the President of the USA anymore.  Sarah Palin isn't running in this election.  So why make jokes about them?  As well, the pee-pee and poo-poo thing is so old!  And every joke they made about living in China was a cliche!  If I hadn't brought my Shetland Pony into the club, no one would have laughed!"

Asked what the mob intended to do if they if they laid their hands on the comedians, Drysdale said that he couldn't say for sure since it was hard to control a mob, but the group was well-supplied with piano-wire, matches, rope, truncheons, cat-o-nine-tails, and Duston Short's old underwear.  "It may be a mob.  But it is a mob of Wuxi Expats, so I expect some artistry and good laughs to be had from this lynching!  It will be good wholesome knee-slapping fun unlike the show those so-called comedians are putting on!"

 

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