Wuxi China English Teacher from England No Longer Has the Runs

Sir Guy Battersee, an English English Teacher teaching at Instant Replay English, told the WCE Blog that he no longer has the runs and so won't have to call in sick to work.

"For a week, all that was coming out of ass, when I had to take a poo, was water.  And it always seemed that two-thirds of the way into a class, I was summoned to the throne, if you get my gist.  And if I didn't get to the throne, a geyser would be let off prematurely!"  said Battersee from Stemly Tinkleton-Stokes on the Thames not all that far from Manchester.

Battersee figures he got the runs from something he ate at a Spanish restaurant near his school.  "You know how it is with those Spick restaurants.  Sometimes, you have a heavenly meal; sometimes, you don't!"

Battersee says he finally got over the runs when his companion Glenda, a local girl, bought him some medicine.  "After a day after of taking three yellow tablets three times a day, my poo became solid again.  A heary Yorkshire poo sort of solid.  The kind of solid poo that allowed Englishman to form an empire that the sun never ever set on!"