Wuxi Expat eats 3.14 McDonald's Breakfast Hot Dogs to celebrate "π" Day

Wuxi Expat Duston Short ate 3.14 McDonald's Breakfast Hot Dogs to celebrate "π" Day. 

"π" Day, March 14, is the date that people from all over the world celebrate "π" or "pi" the ratio of a circle's circumference to its' diameter. 

McDonald's now has Hot Dogs on its breakfast menu in Wuxi, China.  For 10 rmb, customers can get one delicious Hot Dog with a small but hot cup of coffee.

Short, who is the midget Sumo Wrestling Champion of the Wuxi China Expatdom, also drank the 3.14 small cups of coffee.  Forced to buy 4 Hot Dogs and 4 small cups of coffee, Short said he would give the remaining .86 of his fourth Hot Dog and the remaining .86 of his coffee to charity.

Short then, however, found that he couldn't control his appetite and instead decided to eat 22 Hot Dogs and 7 small cups of coffee.  "A guy smarter than me who knows math told me that 3.14 equals 22/7.  I didn't understand at all the math of this but I think he did meant that I could eat 22 Hot Dogs and 7 coffees and honor the holiday!  MMM mmm MMM!  I love Hot Dogs!"

Short after eating his Hot Dogs tried to dance the Macarana.

Despite Wife's fears, Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President says he will speak to the Senate on the Ides Of March

Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore tells the WCE Blog that he will deliver a lecture about cinematic depictions of the Roman Empire and Gladiators to the Wuxi China Expatdom Senate on March 15.

"I don't want to offend such an august body by refusing their invitation for superstitious reasons!" said Moore.

Asked about rumors that his wife Mrs. Miss Moneypenny was said to have bad premonitions about the speech, Moore admitted that his wife, who has a PhD. in Classics Studies, had expressed concern, especially since so many other attempts had been made on his life in the last six months at settings where historical assassinations had taken place.  "Be that as it may!" continued President Moore, "I have survived the attempts and I do look forward to the challenge of being able to dodge dagger-wielding assailants in togas!"

Wuxi China Expat Craze for McDonald's Breakfast Hot Dogs continues

The Wuxi China Expat craze for the Breakfast Hot Dogs at McDonald's continues without any signs of abating, as the jubilant dances performed by the Expats after eating the Hot Dogs becomes more and more elaborate.

Many Expats are now going to McDonald's dressed in dancing costumes. Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Harry Moore was seen coming to McDonald's dressed in impeccably tailored blazer and slacks that were finished off with a perfectly tied cravat and fedora, like his fashion hero Fred Astaire. Other Wuxi Expats are going to McDonald's dressed like Russian folk dancers, cats from the musical Cats, Captain Kirk from the Star Trek Musical and the rich man of Verona from Kiss Me Kate!

Wuxi China Expats volunteering in the Pudong district of the Shanghai China Expatdom Colony

Wuxi China Expats are volunteering in the Pudong District of the Shanghai China Expatdom Colony, helping Expats there to look after themselves.

Teresa Cleaver, president of the Wuxi China Expatdom Expats of Charity, told the WCE blogspot that she and many WCEEC volunteers were helping the Pudong Shanghai Expats by teaching them how to use the toilet, shower, put on their clothes properly, use public transportation, and to eat using knifes, spoons, forks and chopsticks.  "The backwardness of Shanghai Expats was astounding to me.  A real shock.  I have a feeling that many of them got off the plane at Pudong and decided to live there.  So many of them were also illiterate and couldn't speak even one language so they must have been incapable of using any form of transportation!"

Asked if there was any truth to rumors that many Expats in Pudong may be escaped helper monkeys and gorillas from the Wuxi China Expatdom, Cleaver said that in fact only some of the Pudong  Expats were WCE primate escapees, but that most turned out to be human once they, including the women, had been given baths and shaves.

Cleaver finished her WCE Blog interview saying that while it wasn't as glamorous as helping the poor of Calcutta, there was still a great amount of satisfaction that could be gained by helping the pathetic Expats of the world.  "You got to lend a helping hand when you can!" exclaimed Cleaver.

Prisyadka Dancing Competition to decide who sieges and who is besieged in the first battle of the WCEVDVAS--WCEWCEDVDVASCWARS phase of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012

Home field advantage in the second phase of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012 will be decided by a Prisyadka Dancing Competition between the dancing battalions of the WCEDVDAS and the WCEWCEDVDVASCWARS armies. The winner of the competition will then to decide whether their armies will get to siege or be besieged in the second phase's first battle which is to be a tribute to the great siege of Stalingrad of World War Two.

If by chance the Prisyadka Dancing competition is tied, the drinking battalions of the two armies will compete to then determine who will be the sieger and the besieged.

The second phase of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012 began when the armies combating in the first phase: The Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society Army and The Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society Army decided to join forces and fight the Wuxi China Expatdom WCEDVDAS Civil War Appreciation and Reenactment Society which had been reenacting the WCEDVDAS battles and taking away crucial supplies.

With the dancing competition not taking place till March 16, Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012 is currently in a proxy stage as the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force in alliance with the Wuxi China Expatdom Mary Tyler Moore Appreciation Society (an ally of the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society) are fighting a fierce infantry battle, circa 1917 style, against the Wuxi China Expatdom Star Trek Appreciation Society, an ally of the WCEWCEDVDASCWARS, for exclusive licensing rights to produce official WCEVDVAS--WCEWCEDVDVASCWARS memorabilia.

Wuxi China Expatdom McDonald's Breakfast Hot Dog Craze Claims its First Casualties

Wuxi Expats from Ontario, Canada have been injured in the McDonald's Breakfast Hot Dog craze that is currently engulfing the Wuxi China Expatdom.

The Ontario, Canada Expats, who are listed as in critical condition in the proctology wing of the Wuxi China Expatdom General Hospital, reportedly did things with the Breakfast Hot Dogs, available for 10 rmb with a small coffee at McDonald's in Wuxi, that were unnatural. One of the Ontario Expats is splitting time between the proctology wing and the burn section of the WCEGH because he tried to use the coffee as a lubricant for Hot Dog insertion. Another Ontario Expat, Duston Short has had his stomach swell so much after eating 40 Hot Dogs that the jaws of life were needed to remove him from his apartment.

McNulty, an officer with the Wuxi China Expatdom Police Squad, when asked about the latest injuries of the Ontario Expats, said that there was no accounting for the stupidity of Ontario, Canada Expats living in Wuxi.

Wuxi China Expatdom Housewives declare War on Women

Wuxi China Expatdom housewives have declared a war on women.

Maude Joyner, president of the Wuxi China Expatdom Housewives Association (WCEHA), made the declaration yesterday.  "Housewives and Women are natural enemies so it is only natural there would be enmity, sometimes leading to war, between us.  And though housewives aren't women, we do have the cattiness of women so this is going to be a hell of a fight!"

Asked how it could be that housewives aren't women, Joyner said that all feminist groups speaking for women seemed to think that housewives gave up their womanhood by getting married and staying home to raise children.

Deloris Morris, leader of the Wuxi China Expatdom Feminist Sexpat Alliance, called Joyner a "batch" and vowed that the WCEFSA would fight the WCEHA with maximum ferocity.

WCEFAS President to speak at Wuxi China Expatdom Senate House on March 15

Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society (WCEFAS) President Harry Moore has agreed to deliver a film talk about Cinematic depictions of Gladiators and the ancient Romans to the Wuxi China Expatdom Senate on March 15.

In a WCEFAS press release, President Moore  said he "was honored to be invited by such an august body to deliver a lecture on matters of major cinematic importance." He then stated that he found it hard to believe that he had never before been invited by them to speak  and that he had in fact never heard of the WCE Senate till he got the invitation.

Later, President Moore was confronted by reporters as he was doing some shopping at a Kedi and he was asked if perhaps the invitation was a plot of some disparate factions of the WCEFAS that had on previous occasions tried to have him assassinated in Dealey Plaza, Ford's Theater and Sarajevo, scenes of previously historically significant assassinations.  Moore told the reporters that he was going to deliver his lecture in the WCE, not Rome, so that the delivering the lecture on the Ides of March was not anything of which he should beware.

Wuxi Expats going crazy for McDonald's Breakfast Hot Dogs

Wuxi China Expatdomites are going crazy for the new McDonald's Breakfast Hot Dogs now available in Wuxi.  Many are dancing in the street to celebrate the introduction of hot dogs, which are only 10 rmb with a small coffee, to the McDonald's breakfast menu 

Sunday morning, at the McDonald's at the corner of Xueqian and Zhongshan Roads, ten thousand Wuxi Expats could be seen waiting in line to get the American delicacy, which, more than being food, is seen a symbol of the human aspiration for liberty.  Waiting to buy the Hot Dogs, the Expats were in a jubilant mood as they formed a slowly moving and dancing conga line waiting to be served.  The fortunate Wuxi Expats who had places in front of the line and were able to buy and consume their hot dogs first, could be afterwards seen performing the Prisyadaka dance arm-in-arm with those who had also finished their hot dogs.

Many Expats, when asked about their jubilation, said it was great to get hot dogs at very affordable price in Wuxi.  One Expat, Duston Short, the Midget Sumo Wrestling champion of the WCE, said he hadn't had a cheap hot dog in years.  He then bought sixty, and could be seen eating them in all his classes as he taught at English Fungus Language School.  Andis Kaulins, the English Teacher who is not be confused with the Andis Kaulins who is the President of the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association and  the Andis Kaulins is who the President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Elite Expat Association, told the WCE Blog that he remembered there was a place serving hot dogs seven years in the WCE.  "Its menu started out with western-style dogs but quickly evolved into unimaginable recipes appealing to local tastes before it finally went out of business.  Since then, the Wuxi China Expatdom has been a desert when it comes to Hot Dogs.  I can understand the jubiliation that long-time Wuxi Expats feel at seeing hot dogs on the McDonald's menu!" said ET Kaulins.

Other Expats said it was wonderful to see food, symbolic of the human aspiration for freedom and liberty, being served in the Expatdom.  Wuxi China Expat philosopher Henri Raulston Hume told the WCE Blog that the Hot Dogs were a "metaphysical revelation" to him and that he would order four hot dogs the next time he went to McDonalds.  

Wuxi China Expatdom to hold its first annual Lake Taihu Regatta

The Wuxi China Expatdom Yacht Club will hold its first ever Taihu Regatta on March 17.

Admiral "Skipper" Nimitz, retired, told the WCE Blog that a million yachts, dinghies, junks, rafts, cruisers, destroyers, container ships, canoes, kayaks, catamarans, aircraft carriers, tugboats, hovercraft, and aircraft carriers will participate in the Expatdom's first real celebration of boating.

Admiral Nimitz said the Wuxi China Royal Expatdom Navy was being very helpful in Regatta preparation. "WCERN Admiral Bridges assures me that his cruisers will be patrolling the perimeter of the Regatta area keeping away the great white sharks, krakens, giant octopuses, pirates, customs boats, nudists, U-boats and the monster jelly fish that have been known to prey on Wuxi Expat yachtsmen in the past!"

Wuxi Expats from Ontario, Canada forced to cancel Saturday Afternoon Street Hockey Game

Wuxi Expats from Ontario, Canada have been forced to cancel their Saturday Afternoon Street Hockey game.   The game between Ontario English Teachers and Ontario Engineers was started but cancelled after thirty minutes because the traffic on Zhongshan Road was too heavy.

Duston Short, the game's organizer, told the WCE Blog that though he and many of the Expats had lived in Wuxi for years, they hadn't realized how hard it would be to have a street hockey on Zhongshan Road on a Saturday Afternoon.  "There were so many pedestrians, cyclists, buses, and taxis on the road and we kept running into them.  We stood around for twenty minutes at one point waiting for the traffic to go away.  I think we even lost one of our goalies because he was run over by the #81 bus.  Still, we would have kept on playing but we only brought two tennis balls with us, and both of them got runned over and crushed by taxis!"

Short said that he and members of the Ontario Wuxi International Expat group (the OWIE group) would hold a general meeting to determine if maybe they should play their games at the New Sports Centre on Taihu Dadao.  "Chestnut Pub owner Wally Droop, and many others, had told us that we should have done that in the first place but we didn't listen to them!" said Short.

Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War takes dramatic turn as the two WCEDVDAS groups declare war on the WCEWCEDVDASCWARS

A dramatic realignment of alliances has taken place in what has been called the WCEDVDAS Civil War.  The two WCEDVDAS organizations, originally at war with each other, shocked the world by declaring that the Wuxi China Expatdom WCEDVDAS Civil War Appreciation and Reenactment Society (WCEWCEDVDASWARS) had become their common enemy, and that effective immediately they both would fight future Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War battles against it.  The WCEWCEDVDASWARS which had been neutral in the war, saying it had appreciated the efforts of the two WCEDVDAS armies, then declared it was prepared to fight a war of self-defense against the two WCEDVDAS organizations.

The Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society and the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society had originally gone to war because of a booking conflict, that was never resolved and involved Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore who had been scheduled to speak at their grand conventions on the same night.  The WCEDVDAS Civil War had been proceeding splendidly, noted observers, with many record-breaking battles involving tanks, battle ships and old-fashioned cavalry, resulting in record memorabilia sales revenue for the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force, the exclusive supplier of WCEDVDAS Civil War memorabilia.  But then the WCEWCEDVDASWARS began to reenact the battles and take supplies needed by the two WCEDVDAS armies to fight their original battles.  The WCEWCEDVDASWARS so ruined the logistical supply chains of the two WCEDVDAS armies that a major battle, which was to have been a tribute to the battle of Marathon, had to be postponed.  The WCEWCEDVDASWARS then staged its reenactment of the battle, that was to be a tribute to the battle of Marathon, before the original battle had even taken place!  This was a humiliation that was borne by the commanders of both WCEDVDAS armies causing them to ally themselves against the reenactors.

The dramatic realignment of alliances has angered the WCEIEF which has seen its sales of WCEDVDAS Civil War memorabilia plummet.  The WCEIEF is contemplating supplying logisitical and military support to the two WCEDVDAS armies. "We had planned on the WCEDVDAS Civil War lasting another week!" complained WCEIEF commander Karl Malden, "and so we have hundreds of millions of dollars of WCEDVDAS Civil War memorabilia, in our warehouses which is now obsolete.  We will start producing lots of WCEDVDAS -- WCEWCEDVDASWARS Civil War products of course, but we don't know what we are going to do with the stock we already have!"

Many fear that other Wuxi China Expatdom Appreciation Societies will be dragged into the conflict.  An extensive network of secret alliances has been formed over the last year, so observers are unsure on which side of the civil war many of the appreciation societies are.  One such organization, the Wuxi China Expatdom Mary Tyler Moore Appreciation Society (the WCEMTMAS), has pledged logistical support to the WCEDVDAS side.  Another organization, the Wuxi China Expatdom Appreciation Society Appreciation Society (the WCEASAS) has reportedly sided with the WCEWCEDVDASWARS.

Many of the appreciation societies are apparently waiting to see with whom the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society will side.  However, WCEFAS President Harry Moore is reportedly in seclusion rehearsing his honeymoon with his new bride Mrs. Miss Moneypenny Moore so his endorsement may be a long time coming..  An endorsement by the WCEFAS President, who is also a WCE Archduke, will result in a lot of legitimacy for the side endorsed.

"Again!" says, Wuxi China Expatdom historian Edward Gibbon, "the fate of the Wuxi China Expatdom rests with Harry Moore!  I speak for all Wuxi China Expatdomites when I say I implode him to make his allegiance in this conflict known!"

More and more families choosing to live in the Wuxi China Expatdom

More and more families are choosing to live in the Wuxi China Expatdom according to Bob S. Grant, the President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Families Council (WCEFC).

"No longer is the Wuxi China Expatdom a place for English Teachers and cheating Engineers to sow their oats!" said Grant, a Claremont, California proctologist turned English teacher. "Thanks to the wise rule of his majesty King Gorzo the Mighty and the efficient administration of Prime Minister Mango, the WCE is now a place for families. The previous King of Wuxi, the Ayatollah of Mordor, besides being a threat to the idea of personal ablutions was also an absolute menace to honest and moral people raising families! It takes great discipline on my part to not utter his name and not spitting on the ground!…. Anyway, my wife Clare, a former tax attorney who also teaches English now, and my two children love it here. There is nothing we like better than to stroll the parks of Wuxi, China and browse through a copy of the Poolside Harry Moore. And if we aren't doing that, we study the amazing feats of King Gorzo, Queen Ayira: the Chosen One, Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, Prime Minister Mango, Wonder Woman, Admiral Lloyd Bridges and General Colonel Harlan Sanders — they are are a great source of inspiration for us!"

"And of course, the Wuxi China Expatdom has everything a family needs to live the good family life. There are plenty of parks, many churches and synagogues, lots of shopping and great schools!"

"We have told all our friends about the WCE and many have already moved here. Many parts of California, including our hometown of Claremont, have turned into ghosts towns, as they have abandoned their prosperous middle-class lives and chosen to become English Teaching families in the Wuxi China Expatdom. Yes! The WCE is the closest on Earth that one can get to Heaven!"

Wuxi China Sexpat says he has special present for the ladies on Women's Day

John Hefner, a prominent Wuxi China Sexpat, says he has a special present for ladies on March 8th, which Women's Day as declared by the United Nations.

"If they come 'round to my place anytime today -- I took March 8th off especially for them -- they can get their present!  Yozza Yozza!" declared Hefner.

Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War Buffs staging reenactments even though the WCEDVDAS War hasn't finished yet.

The WCEDVDAS Civil War, besides generating great revenue for the Wuxi China Expatdom, has seen the establishment of the WCE's newest organization: the Wuxi China Expatdom WCEDVDAS Civil War Appreciation and Reenactment Society (the WCEWCEDVDASCWARS).

To the consternation of some and the amusement of others, the WCEWCEDVDASCWARS has already began to reenact the battles of the WCEDVDAS Civil War.  They reenacted March 2nd's Battle of Lake Taihu on March 3rd.  They reenacted March 4's Armour Battle, the Battle of Xueqian and Zhongshan Roads on March 5th, and they reenacted March 6th's Cavalry Battle at the Five Kingdoms Park on March 7th.  WCEDVDAS Civil War observers have complained that their reenactments have been so authentic that they have had a hard time determining these days if they are watching real warfare or an reenactment.  

Commanders of two WCEDVDAS armies have also complained that they have had logistical difficulties because the WCEWCEDVDASCWARS has already gotten possession of military equipment that they need for the actual battles.  In fact, the battle that the two WCEDVDAS armies were to fight on March 8th, which was to be a tribute to the battle of Marathon, has had to be postponed till after the reenactment is held on March 9th.  "We don't have any Hoplite spears and shields yet because the WCEWCEDVDASCWARS rented them all!" complained one WCEDVDAS commander.

Wuxi Expat English Teacher proud of being able to get drunk and show up for work the next day

 Patrick Fitzgerald, a Wuxi Expat English Teacher from Ireland, told the WCE Blog that he is proud of being able to get drunk and show up to teach classes the next day.

"Unlike some other Wuxi Expats who come from my country and can only drink a wee little drop here and there every evening, I can consume vast amounts of alcohol all the day long, from sunrise to sunset and from sunset to sunrise!" boasted Fitzgerald.

Wally Droop, owner of the Chestnut Pub, and Sammy Dangle, owner of Dangle's Participle Pub, confirmed Fitzgerald's boast and told the WCE Blog that his prodigious drinking will allow them to retire ten years earlier than they had planned.

However, the management of Swanee English where Fitzgerald works, said that while he had never been late for a class, he had been in many donnybrooks with students.  "If we didn't need a teaching body, we would have fired him long ago!" lamented Lucius Springs, the senior teacher at Swanee.

Wuxi Expats from Ontario, Canada hospitalized after trying to pronounce an abbreviation as a word

The WCEDVDAS Civil War taking place in the Wuxi China Expatdom claimed its first civilian casualties yesterday as several Expats from the Canadian province of Ontario injured themselves when trying to pronounce "WCEDVDAS" as if it were a word.

Doctor Marcus Welby Scott the Second, head of the emergency department at the Wuxi China Expatdom General Hospital #15, told the WCE blog that on Wednesday evening several Expats from Ontario, Canada were picked up in the area of Nanchang Jie Bar Street, taken to the WCEGH #15 emergency section and are now listed in serious, but stable condition in the pronunciation injuries ward.

Officer McNulty, of the Wuxi China Expatdom police squad, told the WCE Blog that investigations conducted by his crack team of constables and their gorilla helpers revealed that the Ontario Expats had been drinking and talking about the WCEDVDAS Civil War. "They spent a least three hours last night trying to pronounce "WCEDVDAS." They were not dissuaded by other patrons telling them that "WCEDVDAS" was an acronym and that pronouncing it as if it were a word was futile. When the manager at Dangle's Participle told them to vacate the premises, they left immediately, but were so engrossed in the pronunciation of WCEDVDAS that they didn't pay attention to where they were going. Several of them walked straight into a nearby canal. At least two walked right into moving traffic. Another kept banging his head into a wall that he kept trying to walk into!" said McNulty.

Military Commanders of the two WCEDVDAS organizations involved in the Civil War had proudly boasted that no civilians had been injured or killed in their skirmishing. When confronted with reports of the injuries of the Ontario Expats, both commanders said that they Ontario Expats couldn't really be classified as civilians. One commander went so far as to say, off the record, that Expats from Ontario, Canada couldn't even be classified as human.

The WCEDVDAS civil war, which has been going on since March 2, has already seen memorabilia sales exceed those of World Wars One and Two combined.

Naturists Beseech Andis Kaulins To Broker Peaceful End To Civil War

They came by bus. They came by foot. They came crawling on their stomachs.
An estimated 3 billion Naturists - predominantly English teachers, gathered in the Wuxi China Expatdom today. As the WCEDVDAS Civil War continues to escalate, WCE peaceniks joined with buff-naked Expats from all corners of the Expatdom's far-flung Colonies.

Their objective was to prevail upon English Teacher Andis Kaulins to
act as spokesman and leader in their anti-war stance. Converging at the intersection of Xuegian and Zhongshan Roads - the WCE's epicentre of greatness, equivalent to Times Square, the multitude proudly exposed their loins and proceeded to Andis Kaulin's Ivy League Varsity Faculty, hoping to persuade him to join their cause, and to employ his peerless skills in negotiating an armistice.

The Naturist's leader, Rory Calhoun, from the Bengbu Expatdom Colony, said that Andis Kaulins was the best, and only, personage who could restore peace.
"His tact, his diplomacy, his mastery of oratory", said Calhoun, "and his
unmatched conciliatory, sensitive, prudent, suave and artful qualities make Andis Kaulins our chosen emissary. And, add to all that his expertise with demonstrative pronouns, intransitive verbs, subordinate clauses, peripheral adjectives, inverse modal auxillaries, and, best of all, bare infinitive clauses, make Andis Kaulins The Great Communicator who, alone, can succeed in this mission".

But the throng was in for a rude, nude shock. At the granite-columned portal of the Faculty, the Idamizer - Royal Keeper of All Lists, told them that
they were too late. "Andis Kaulins has taken a sabbatical", she explained. "He has removed his pants, taken his board, and has gone to the Beixhing Expatdom to go surfing".

The conflict rages on......

The Biggest Calvary Battle since the Napoleonic Era takes place in the Wuxi China Expatdom

The Civil War, taking place in the Wuxi China Expatdom between the two WCEDVDAS organizations (the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society and the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society), went retro today as the biggest cavalry battle since the Napoleonic Era took place at Wuxi's Five Kingdoms Theme Park near Lake Taihu.  An estimated million horses and horsemen took part in the Battle of the Five Kingdoms.  They wore retro Prussian, English and French Calvary uniforms from the Battle of Waterloo.

Karl Malden, the commander of the Wuxi China Expat International Expeditionary Force which is the exclusive supplier of WCEDVDAS Civil War 2012 merchandise, said that bobble-head cavalrymen dolls, authentic replica Prussian Cavalry uniforms circa 1815, stuffed cavalrymen and horse toys were already on sale at all WCEIEF shops in the Wuxi China Expatdom as well as its colonies.  "Supplies of the memorabilia are limited so it is best to buy today or risk forever being disappointed!" said Malden.

Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President marries his secretary

Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President  Harry Moore and his secretary Miss Moneypenny are now man and wife.

Despite deciding to elope, they couldn't stop a crowd estimated at 100 million from showing up at the Wuxi China Expatdom Marriage Bureau to see them get their wedding license.

The marriage was surprising given that WCEFAS President Moore, who is also an WCE Archduke, had been spanking Miss Moneypenny every day since she had caused him to be double-booked at two WCEDVDAS grand conventions on March 1.  Only yesterday, Moore had told the WCE Blog that he had "been very cross with Miss Moneypenny for her naughtiness which had lead to the double-booking and now the WCEDVDAS civil war!"

But today Moore told the WCE blog that he had changed his mind and had forgiven Miss Moneypenny for her role in the double-booking conflict and subsequent WCEDVDAS civil war.  "Miss Moneypenny said she had been a little jealous of my trip to Paradise Island to impregnate all the perfectly beautiful Amazonian princesses!  And I could see her point, for so often she was there to give me a back rub after my film talks or my Fung Fu sparring sessions with Steve McQueen and Bruce Lee.  I realized yesterday that she was the only woman to have thought of anything of me before I wrote my international smash best selling novel and portfolio the Poolside Harry Moore; and that she deserved to be my wife!" said a beaming Moore who hair seem more efflugent and overall manner seem more virile that previously thought humanly possible by the greatest minds of all human history.

Moore said that he and his new wife the Mrs. Miss Moneypenny Moore hadn't  thought of where they would go on a honeymoon.  "I think will be stay in the Wuxi China Expatdom first to see what we can do about stopping the WCEDVDAS Civil War.  Now that I have a dance partner -- Yes!  Mrs. Miss Moneypenny Moore is that greatest dancer since Ginger Rodgers -- I, I mean we, are working on a dance routine that will stop the combatants from thinking about war."

Wuxi China Expatdom observers have already begun to speculate if Mrs. Miss Moneypenny Moore will be made a Archduchess.