Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom announced that he and Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda, Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the Arts of Oxford University, have signed a treaty of friendship and mutual defense.
To cement the alliance, Gorzo has agreed to marry an Azanian princess, and to find a virgin from the Wuxi China Expatdom to become the bride of Seth. The Azanian princess will be Gorzo's seventh wife, his first from the planet Earth.
Gorzo says he is "in the process" of finding a WCE virgin for Seth. He admits it is a daunting task, and asks that any virgins interested in becoming a Queen of Azania, leave an application, complete with photos and notarized proof of virginity, at Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District. "I feel this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for the ideal candidate to raise their status in the world," added Gorzo.
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