Wuxi China Expats from Toronto demand Molasses and Pork Chops

A group of angry Expatriates from Toronto, Ontario, Canada went to Wuxi China Expatdom's Harry Moore Square to protest something.  When they arrived at the square, they had all forgotten what they were so angry about.  Not wanting to forget about it and return to their apartments in the Wuxi New District, they brainstormed for reasons to be angry.

Finally, one of them, Shirley Copps, talked about how she missed Pork Chops and Molasses.  And the group decided to demand Molasses and Pork Chops.

Said another Toronto Expat:  "It is a violation of my human rights that I didn't have Pork Chops and Molasses with my cakepans and grease this morning.  It is time to speak powerful truths to this, and so we demand that the Mighty Gorzo the Mighty give into our demands with forthright quickness!  Because we are tired of being hassled and made to take showers once a day."