Riga Port asks the Wuxi China Expatdom for assistance in breaking up ice

The Riga Free Port Authority has requested the Wuxi China Expatdom to take a greater share of responsibility in breaking through the ice-packed Gulf of Riga, the business information portal Nozare.lv was informed by Riga Free Port Authority spokeswoman Anita Leiskalne.

Said Leiskalne: "Help Gorzo the Mighty, King of Wuxi Expatdom, you are our only hope.  And we would really love it too if you could bring along some of Gambay's delicious baby-back ribs when you come to break the ice."

Toe Blake, head of the Wuxi China Expatdom ice-breaking authority said that of course they would help.  Off the record he said "Those goddammed Latvians! Why don't they ask the Danes!  I am thinking that they just want us to bring the baby-backs and need a pretext to meet Mango!"