Fred Minkleman, owner of Gambay's said the members of the gang, who wore black leather jackets, black beanies with propellers, long straggly hair wings, and and fake ZZ-Top beards, came into the bar and rearranged the place settings. "They thought it was grand fun to switch the spoons and forks."
A female patron Cherry Soda, who wished to not have her name publicized said the gang members came up to her and asked to see her ankles. "They also said that I reminded them of their mothers."
The engineer in charge of W.C. maintenance said the gang members didn't flush the toilets.
A table of Expats discussing their latest DVD purchases were savagely mocked by gang members who said their knowledge of movies was "poo". The patrons were them forced, with cheese sticks and nerf guns, to discuss the first season of Desperate Housewives.
Asked where the gang members could possibly be from, one bar patron who wanted his name to be published said "that some of them had Danish accents. Another one I think was from Belgium and another spoke with an Etonian English accent."
Harry Callahan, the Chief Inspector of the Wuxi China Expatdom Mounted Police force, said he would detectives round to investigate the incident "on the by and by."
Simply ghastly news! I am horrified to hear it.
ReplyDeleteBut I am glad to hear that Harry Callahan is on the case!
Lieutenant Block
New Orleans Police Department