It will be the most-watched sporting event in all of human and inter-galatic history. Never before in the history of sports, have so many people been keen to see what will happen as the Green Bay Packers, fresh from their Super Bowl victory see how their he-man football abilities match up with the perhaps the greatest fantasy football team of history.
The line in Vegas has the Red Guards as six touchdown favorites.
Questions remain as to who will be the Red Guards starting quarterback and running back. Andis Kaulins, expected to be the Quarterback, has to work that day at his school and may not be able to get the time off. Hans Zimmerman, the Red Guards starting running back, doesn't seem too enthusiastic about playing. Said Zimmerman: "We easily beat the Lombardi-coached Packers. Now we have to play these little boys. Nunderschenstuperball!"
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