The Leader of the Nudist Party of the Wuxi China Expatdom warned against what he sees as "a perverse, pernicious and perplexing cult of personality developing around WCE Prime Minister Mango."
Nudist leader Iggy Poop, whose real name is Michael Ignatieff, said "the whirlwind of world wanderlust for the WCE PM is just the sort of atmosphere where an audacious, authoritarian, august-seeming politician can ride roughshod over carefully crafted, constitutional rights
that take hundreds of years to evolve in a normal, nuanced, and natural manner."
Added Poop: "Don't misinterpret, misconstrue, or mistake my meaning! You could also say: don't get me wrong. Mango's brand of indeterminate, insouciant, idealistic androgynousity turns me on just as much as any red-blooded randy reasoned voter, so that I find it hard his oppose his charm. But the Nudists have a bigger tent than the Naturists and so everyone should come sleep with us. Enjoy Mango! But I just wish everyone would exercise prudence and remember that I am really much more rational, reasoned, and realistic about things than the marvelous, magnificent, and mesmerizing Mango!"
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