Wuxi Expat Denies He is Gay and Insane

Wuxi Expat Andis Kaulins thought he was posting a cute photo of him and his son last week.  Little did he know that posting the photo immediately from his Ipod Touch to his blog would lead to allegations that he was gay and insane.

Rare readers of his blog immediately jumped on the fact that Kaulins was wearing a red sleeve-less shirt and had had cut his hair very short.  A commenter said that the haircut made him look like a member of the Village People, and then added that no straight man would wear a muscle shirt.  He then agreed with another reader who said he needed his head examined.

Andis Kaulins, the English Teacher who is not to be confused with Wuxi Expat Andis Kaulins who is the President of the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association and the Wuxi Expat Andis Kaulins who is the President of the Wuxi Elite Expat Association, denied both allegations in an interview with Pierce Double Happiness of the WCE Blog.  "Firstly, I have to say:  Sure, I liked a couple songs by Bronski Beat back in the day, I am a Morrissey fan and I did write homo-erotic tributes to the Ayatollah of Mordor, but in the first two cases I just liked their music and in the latter case, the tributes were so over the top that only the most obtuse would not know they were jokes meant to pierce the imperial manner of the Ayatollah!  Currently, I like Milton Friedman and Rush Limbaugh!  So, how can I be gay?  And as for the muscle shirt, well my wife bought it for me!  And she also agreed to my getting my hair cut so short which I got so my Winnipeg Jets Cap would fit more comfortably!  Secondly:  I have already thought I was crazy.  But then I read somewhere that crazy people are absolutely convinced of their sanity!  So as long as I an not convinced of my sanity and even partially agree with my critics who say I am crazy, I can't be crazy!"

Wuxi Expats, after hearing the denials of Kaulins, said that he wasn't probably gay but hen-pecked, but that the jury was still deliberating about his sanity.