"He stepped on the Moon in a perfunctory and conspiratorial way! He quickly said his lines before he teed up and the ball and drove it only 450 km! As I watched the video of him climbing back into the Martian Module, he was humming "Fly Me to the Moon!" And then the module shook for twenty minutes and there was the sound of grunting and moaning before it finally lifted off to join the Zhenshan 6 orbiting comannd module!" said Andis Kaulins, the WCE Marine Corp General who made a point of saying he had nothing to do with the Andis Kaulins who was an English Teacher.
The Andis Kaulins, who was an English Teacher, said "Has anyone seen Miss Moneypenny recently? She didn't attend our book club meeting last night where we discussing Florence King's With Charity Toward None: A Fond Look at Misanthropy, FA Hayek's The Fatal Conceit: The Errors of Socialism, and John Locke's Theory of Knowledge. It was the first time, she had missed a meeting of our club in five years! I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist but I bet you that the Archduke managed to smuggle her on board!" ET Kaulins then backed his assertion that he wasn't a conspiracy theorist by saying that he believed Oswald killed JFK, and that Bush didn't stage the 9/11 attacks.
Archduke Moore, who is on the Shenzhan 6 Saturn V5 Rocket heading to Mars told the WCE Blog, when asked directly about what happened on the surface of the moon, lifted tousled locks of dark shimmering hair out of his piercing blue eyes, smiled broadly and sunny, began to sing.... "In other words, hold my hand! In other words, baby kiss me!"
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