Saturday, April 19, 2014

Growing Expat Rumours:- Does Archduke Harry Moore have A Secret Love? Do You Know Who This Person Is?


       For the past four days the Wuxi China Expatdom's principal gossip-talk has focussed on the
(still-unidentified) woman in this photograph (above).

 Rumour-mongers in the 1912 Bar District have spoken of nothing else since the story first broke.  At the prestigious Gambays, veteran Expatdom-watchers, and drunks, have come to blows. 

   The mystery began last Monday night when Archduke Harry Moore entered a downtown KFC outlet for his customary night-out. Purchasing a Snack-box ("with small Pepsi"), Moore fumbled his wallet, and in the resulting mayhem, this image apparently fell out. 

A sharp-eyed KFC staffer, Ricky  Rickardo, snatched the image before Archduke Moore noticed. It is believed that Rickado then sold the photograph to a disreputable Suzhou Expat sleaze-website.

      Since then the image has been the focus of debate, in Gambays. Last night, two well-known Expat identities,  the WCE's Kennesaw "Hui Shan" Landis, and, Ritz Biscuits, the owner of the Suzhou dirt-blog, sat down together in attempt to solve the question.

Biscuits kicked-off the discussion by pointing-out that:  - "the 'key', gentlemen, is to firstly identify who the woman is. "When a man has a wallet with a photo inside of a woman who is not his wife, that doesn't make him guilty of adulterous thoughts or sins", said Biscuits.

"We are, I remind you, an advanced, civilized people, and we must never pre-judge".  "Sure", he continued, "we probably will condemn him as the immoral, wife-cheating, low-down rat that he is, in time", added Biscuits gleefully.

"Hui Shan"'s response was to stare into space for a full 8 minutes, before replying "yes".
Ritz  intimated that whoever the woman is, she reminded him of Ava Gardner. "Oh yes, I know a sex-symbol when I see one!", panted Biscuits.

At that moment, that well-known 'Wonder from Down-Under', Wally Droop, entered the bar, picked-up the mystery photo and asked "is this Livvy Newton-John?".  Another bar-patron claimed that it is a photo of Aunt Jemima.

Gambays patrons have asked that if anyone can provide any information on the photograph, including how or why it fell out of the Archduke's pocket, to please come forward.

1 comment:

  1. Hey! That's my choice for President in 2016! She is also my secret love!

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