Andrew
Cowlinch, Wuxi China Expatdom blogger, is reportedly jealous that
Archduke Sir Harry Moore is going to be canonized this weekend.
Ever
since news of the canonization was announced, Cowlinch has maintained
a stony silence. “He hasn't been talking to anyone!” said a
co-worker of Cowlinch at the All Natural Naked English School.
“Cowlinch
has always thought that sun shines out his ass! He surely thinks
that he deserves to be canonized more than the Archduke!” said
Wally Droop, manager of the Pink Kitty Pub, in an off-the-record
discussion with journalist Rachel Madcow from MSNBC.
Cowlinch
has so far refused to interview himself for the WCE blog about the
accusation.
No, not true.
ReplyDeleteI will be interviewing Andrew Cowlinch myself, later today. Give him a chance to
get a few things off his chest.