U.S. Presidential Historian: Obama Administration Plagued by Lack of Good Wuxi China Expat Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonators

Michael Richard Beschloss , one of the leading historians of U.S. Presidency, tells the Wuxi China Expatdom blog that the Administration of Barack Obama is currently floundering because it does have any credible Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonators.

“To be fair, the Obama Administration has been trying their best to do Wuxi Expat impersonations.” said Beschloss. “The members of the administration have not been so willfully blind as to not see or ignore the incredible personal qualities that most Wuxi Expats possess. It is just that the Wuxi Expats they have chosen to impersonate include Duston Short, the short, squat troll-like figure who can't hold down an English Teaching Job because of his perpetual tardiness; former Nudist Party leader Iggy Poop whose economic policies they have chosen to try an implement with the expected lack of success; and the former King of Wuxi, the Ayatollah of Mordor who loved chocolate covered caramels, stealing candy from babies, kidnapping children, and worshiped Paul Krugman.”

“The recent failure of Obamacare has awaken the administration to the fact that their Wuxi Expat Impersonation polices had been wrong-headed. So there is currently a big push by members of the administration to implement an Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonation policy. The problem for them is that no Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonator worth his salt would be caught in the same room or even the same continent as Obama supporters, let alone Obama Administration members! A Harry Moore Impersonator has caller identification on his phone and will ignore their calls. So, the Administration has been forced to try and make the likes of vice president Joe Biden, Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sibelius, House of Representative Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, Secretary of State John Kerry, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, and President Obama himself into Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonators.”

“One would have to be deaf, dumb, and blind to not see how bad these impersonations has been. Russian leader Putin is laughing at Obama and Kerry. The Pope was visibly annoyed when Obama tried impersonating Archduke Sir Harry Moore during the president's recent visit to the Vatican.”

Asked if there was any chance that the Obama Administration could do a reasonable Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonation, Bechloss chortled, nearly choking on his water. Recovering his breath, the historian said: “They have a better chance of teaching elephants to fly or getting Obama to understand economics!”