“To
be fair, the Obama Administration has been trying their best to do
Wuxi Expat impersonations.” said Beschloss. “The members of the
administration have not been so willfully blind as to not see or
ignore the incredible personal qualities that most Wuxi Expats
possess. It is just that the Wuxi Expats they have chosen to
impersonate include Duston Short, the short, squat troll-like figure
who can't hold down an English Teaching Job because of his perpetual
tardiness; former Nudist Party leader Iggy Poop whose economic
policies they have chosen to try an implement with the expected lack
of success; and the former King of Wuxi, the Ayatollah of Mordor who
loved chocolate covered caramels, stealing candy from babies,
kidnapping children, and worshiped Paul Krugman.”
“The
recent failure of Obamacare has awaken the administration to the fact
that their Wuxi Expat Impersonation polices had been wrong-headed.
So there is currently a big push by members of the administration to
implement an Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonation policy. The
problem for them is that no Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonator
worth his salt would be caught in the same room or even the same
continent as Obama supporters, let alone Obama Administration
members! A Harry Moore Impersonator has caller identification on his
phone and will ignore their calls. So, the Administration has been
forced to try and make the likes of vice president Joe Biden,
Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sibelius, House
of Representative Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, Secretary of State
John Kerry, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, and President Obama
himself into Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonators.”
“One
would have to be deaf, dumb, and blind to not see how bad these
impersonations has been. Russian leader Putin is laughing at Obama
and Kerry. The Pope was visibly annoyed when Obama tried
impersonating Archduke Sir Harry Moore during the president's recent
visit to the Vatican.”
Asked
if there was any chance that the Obama Administration could do a
reasonable Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonation, Bechloss chortled,
nearly choking on his water. Recovering his breath, the historian
said: “They have a better chance of teaching elephants to fly or
getting Obama to understand economics!”
