589,678,953 Wuxi China Expats celebrate the return of NHL Hockey to Winnipeg.

589,678,953 Wuxi Expats, most of them ex-Winnipegers gathered at the intersection of Zhongshan and Renmin Roads in Wuxi, China to celebrate the announcement that a Winnipeg group has purchased the Atlanta Thrashers and will move them to Winnipeg in time for the 2011-12 NHL season.

Hunky Bill, perogy expert, ex-Winnipeger, and long-time Wuxi China Expat, said the return of NHL hockey to Winnipeg, Canada was the greatest news to come from the city since the Wuxi China Expatdom Contingent went to Winnipeg to capture the Ayatollah of Mordor.  

Dora the Explorer, an Expat from Toronto, welcomed the news of Winnipeg getting an NHL team because it offered the teeny-weeny chance that perhaps Ottawa and Toronto wouldn't have the worst Canadian NHL teams.

Andis Kaulins, who has now lived in Wuxi longer than he has lived in Winnipeg, said that now if only Winnipeg could get rid of its' mosquitoes and incredibly cold winters, millions of Winnipegers would return to the city from the Wuxi China Expatdom.