Wuxi Sexpat Party Leader John Hefner says he doesn't see what the big deal is about Maria Shriver filing for divorce from political figure/action star Arnold Schwarzenegger. "Arnold was just being a man and doing what men do. Bat ta bat ta bing! All he was doing was having sex! Amscray Amscray Hosnen Pepper Whoopee! And Arnold being a man of status and fame, it is only right that he try to please as many ladies as possible. Yooza Yooza Yooza! It is not like he was taking advantage of these women! They wanted it! Ipso Facto Iipsy dipsy dipsy doo! I got sausage! How do you do! Sure it puts out the wife a bit! But come on! Really! It is just a vow! No one really takes vows seriously do they? Hoot hoot whistle whistle woo!"
After this statement, Helfner then announced that the Wuxi Sexpat will award Schwarenegger the Wuxi Sexpat Medal of Hounour. Said Hefner, "The medal honours male public figures who are unjustifiably persecuted for having sex. Arnold is a victim here. Really, he was living the male dream. Living the life we all deep down aspire to. Yahoo! Yahoo! Whoopee! OHHHHHHHHH! Winning!"
Previous awardees of the Wuxi Sexpat Medal of Homour include among others Hugh Hefner, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Al Gore, Charlie Sheen, Newt Gingrich, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Wilt Chamberlain, Tiger Woods, and Silvio Berlusconi.
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