Wuxi China Expatdom Singer's New Albums Go Gold

Andis Kaulins, the Wuxi China Expatdom's greatest vocalist - (amongst his
other equally-outstanding pursuits), newest vinyl albums have achieved Triple
Gold sales-status. Andis, more-popularly known to his legions of adoring fans
as 'AK', or 'THE Voice', is the resident crooner at Gambays, backed by (the almost as famous as him)WCE Trio.

Sales of the new albums have exceeded 28 billion copies, within three days of their
release, both within the Expatdom and throughout the world.

Last night, performing at Gambays' new four billion-seat auditorium, AK told his SRO audience that his new albums are "dedicated to a close and wonderful friend, Harry Moore". AK, interviewed by Orient Express said that he was heartbroken that Harry Moore couldn't be there for the concert. "He would've been here, but he's really busy at home just now"

"Harry called me to say that he'd bought 1,327 copies of my new records, but right now he's trying to repair his gramophone. Said he'd been playing my records night and day, so often that his sub-woofer speakers went into melt-down. As much as I love that guy, well, every now and again he has to spoil it all by doing something stupid, he he he!"

In a live web-cam hook-up in Gambays' auditorium, Harry Moore said that "AK is my closest, dearest friend, confidant, and inspirational role model. His singing, well!,
he's a living legend, just up there in the stratosphere.
"I admire, nay, worship him, for his exuberant, outstanding talents and virtues. Sorry I can't be with you right now, AK,and all of those billions of people there tonight - but if I could fly like birds on high, then straight to you,
AK, I'd go sailin' ".

"Andis' attributes, well he's too shy to speak about such things himself. "To sum him up, briefly, Andis possesses meekness, wisdom, truthfulness, courtesy, humanity, manliness, humour, charisma,perserverance,tenacity, spiritul authority, compassion, confidence and - I also know him as a self-assured, yet modest, man, who plans each chartered course, each careful step along the Expat highway - and more, much more than that, he does it his way". "But oh!, Harry suddenly exclaimed, "I mustn't hold up your show, AK - we all love ya!"

Taking the Gambays stage, AK sang a selection of songs from the albums, including these great smash-hits:

- "Come Fly With Harry";
- "Somewhere, Beyond Wu-xi";
- "Harry Waits For Me";
- "Bit Off More Than He Could Chew";
- "With His False Teeth, Dear";
- "And He Cleans Them Pearly-White";
- "When We Said Our First Hello";
- "Little Did I know";
- "Harry Was Just A Glance Away";
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK BY THE WCE TRIO ("Take it away, boys!", shrilled AK).

- "Ahh, He's Far";
- "Uh-Huh, Yeah!";
- "Yes Harry Is";
- "Beyond The Stars";
- "He's Near Beyond The Moon";
- "Wooo!";
- "Yah!";
- "Do Be";
- "Harry Do".

After the 5 hour, 448-encore show, the Orient Express reporter overheard
Fred Minkleman telling his twin brother Frank Minkleman, that he'd overheard Gorzo The Mighty saying to Kennesaw "Hui Shan" Landis that he wanted to see him tomorrow, in the Hall, to discuss something "hush-hush".