Permanent Party to be established at the Wuxi China Expatdom Freeport

With a billion people still partying at the Wuxi China Freeport to celebrate the return of the WCE contingent, the capture of the Ayatollah of Mordor, the pregnancy of Queen Ayira: the Chosen One, the victory of Harry Callahan and the WCE Trio in the World Expatdom Vision Song Contest, the induction of Bishop John Galt and Spartacus and Harlan Sanders into the Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame, and the upcoming publication of photos of Harry Moore lounging at a poolside, the Wuxi China Expatdom government has decided to declare the celebration site a permanent party.

 

Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango, in announcing the decision, said the events of the past two months have been truly momentous and wonderful for all of humanity.  Said PM Mango, "These events must never be forgotten.  They must be celebrated in perpetuity.  That is why, the site of the homecoming of the WCE Contingent at the WCE Freeport will be the home to the world's longest-running permanent party!  The Wuxi China Expatdom Permanent Party will be a celebration of humanity's victory over evil, baseness, and bad taste -- a victory achieved by the magnificent WCE contingent and Wuxi Expats."