At a joint press conference, held at Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District, Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty and Prime Minister Mango today unveiled the ambitious plans they have in place to celebrate May 22, the birthday of Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame inductee and all-time best selling author Harry Moore.
Said Gorzo, "Harry Moore's Birthday Party on May 22, 2011 is going to be ten Royal Weddings, thrity-five V-E and V-J days, all the Olympics of the past and the future, as well as every New Year's Eve, Solar and Lunar, past and future combined into one. May 22 will forever be a day that will serve all your party needs at a convenient and reasonable time and price! Harry Moore is my good friend. I could spend hours telling you some wonderful anecdotes about the man. I could spend days and days telling you about his great qualities. It would take years and years to count all the good he has done for every member of the Expatdom. It will take eternity to thank him！May 22 will be forever Harry Moore Day in the Expatdom -- a paid holiday with all the beer and food you can drink. I hope and pray that all other jurisdictions on Earth make it Harry Moore Day as well!"
It was up to Prime Minister Mango to announce the arrangements. "We have thousands of activities planned for Harry Moore Day. I can tell you that every world leader will come to the Expatdom to celebrate the birthday including Pope Benedict XVI, the leader of North Korea, and U.S.president Obama. A billion people, at Harry Moore Memorial Square, will blow out candles for Harry on the world's largest ever birthday cake. At the same time, a further billion people will sing happy birthday at the newly unveiled Harry Moore Memorial Square Gold. The, also new and even bigger, Harry Moore Memorial Square Platinum, with a capacity for 3 billion people, will serve as a temporary depository for birthday gifts and cards for Harry."
Asked by the assembled media about other activities planned for the day, Prime Mango winked demurely, placed fingers to the lips, and whispered softly "shh! It is a secret!"
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