Said McClusky "I have this offer to make to all Wuxi girls: For as long as the heavens have attended us, you have all been my friends, precipitate and pragmatic. Look at what has happened to you all. For time is nothing if not amenable. The shooting stars in your black hair are flocking, who knows where, so straight and so soon. Come to Gambay's Pub, this Friday, to let we wash them in my big tin basin, which is battered and shiny like the moon."
Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector Harry Callahan was said to be livid when he heard about the Poet Laureate's promotion. "That poet punk McClusky is really pushing the envelope now! If he goes through with this idea, he is going to spending time at his old Friday night haunt: the WCE jail! I am starting to wonder if our McClusky is really just a common rapper slam so-called poet."
Perhaps the Wuxi Expat Poet Laureate should have his title changed.
ReplyDeleteHe should be the Wuxi Sexpat Poet Laureate.