Thursday, May 12, 2011

Tourism Bureau provides list of top ten things to do in the Wuxi China Expatdom

The Tourism Bureau, a non-profit, non-political, non-aligned, low-calorie, humanitarian, cutting-edge, environmentally-friendly, legally-compliant, non-partisan, non-cliched, person-centered, enterprise-friendly, ecumenical, non-denominational, and non-aligned organization promoting tourist and host dignity published a list of the top ten things for tourists to do in the Wuxi China Expatdom:

  1. Get drunk at Gambay's Pub.
  2. Visit the 89 m tall statue of Harry Moore on the grounds of the Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame.
  3. Marry your favorite inanimate object at the Gambay's Pub Wedding Chapel.
  4. Visit the Wuxi China Expatdom park of Motherhood featuring 88m statues of the mothers of Wuxi's greatest Expats.
  5. Cavort with the animals at the Wildlife Park being run concurrently with the 1912 Bar District.
  6. Take a submarine ride to the middle of Taihu Lake to see the Kraken make love to a wax representation of Barbara Streisand.
  7. Have a laugh at Hardy's Har Har Comedy Club.
  8. Join the permanent party at the Wuxi China Freeport.
  9. Sample Tofu with Hans Zimmerman.
  10. Watch a session of the Wuxi China Expatdom Monkey parliament.

2 comments:

  1. Marrying an inanimate object is one of the many, many beautiful things that make the Wuxi China Expatdom the greatest in all the world.

    Just wonder if there is any 'thing' that is not considered socially-acceptable, as one's spouse?
    I think that even I could find thousands of eligible, er, 'wives'?, in the WCE. Right now I'm very interested in proposing to my computer mouse - would such a union receive the Expatdom's blessing, I'm wondering...

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