Wuxi China Expatdom Queen Ayira and American Empress Oprah Winfrey have agreed to fight in a cage boxing match on June 18 at the 3,000,000 seat Wuxi Landlords Stadium. Unlike the Ayira -- Hilary Clinton boxing match which was for charity, the Ayira -- Oprah match will be for a championship -- the winner of the fight will be forever have the title of World's Most Powerful Woman.
The animus between Ayria and Oprah makes the bad blood between Ayira and Hilary Clinton look a romance. The Ayira -- Oprah animus had its origins in Chicago where Ayira was a star pupil of economist Milton Friedman, and Oprah was a host of an extremely popular daytime talk show. Since those Chicago days, Ayira and Oprah have found themselves on opposite sides of the political spectrum. Ayira had at one time expressed a hope that she and Oprah could have a friendly debating relationship like Chesterton and Bernard Shaw, Buckley and Galbraith, and Liddy and Leary, but later said that Oprah "was too much of a big fat bitch" to want to do so. For her part, Oprah said she was so disappointed that Ayira had decided to become a "Nazi Ku Klux Klan Republican Christian Corporate slave happy-to-bake-cookies house wife princess slave owner" instead of a liberated career woman with many male lovers. There are also rumours that Oprah said disparaging things about the colour scheme chosen by Ayira for the Wuxi China Expatdom King's official estate.
Tickets for the fight sold out within minutes of going online.
Ayira who is pregnant, and expecting triplets, is not the least worried about her condition affecting her fighting ability. "I just took down Secretary of State Hilary Clinton in less than a round. Empress Oprah, aka the Michelin Woman, should be less of a challenge. Say what you like about Hilary being a cuckoldess and wearing ugly pant suits, but the Secretary is positively swelt in comparison to a this talk-show host who has yet to pass a lemon melange pie in her life without eating at least three slices of it!"
Hearing Ayira's comments, Oprah blubbered and then muttered something about "Sarah Palin."
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