2,750,000 Wuxi Expats fight in the battle of Xueqian Street

In one of the greatest armor clashes since the Battle of Kursk, almost three million Wuxi Expats from the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society and the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society squared off at the corner of Xueqian and Zhongshan Roads on Monday, the second day of the WCEDVDAS Civil War. Nearly 8,000 super tanks, 36,000 guns and mortars, 5,000 planes and twenty amphibious aircraft carriers were involved in the battle.

Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force Commander Karl Malden, whose organization is the exclusive official supplier of WCEDVDAS memorabilia, said the size of the battle should be great for their sales. "The fact that the battle wasn't one-sided and that there were several counter-offensives during the day, coupled with many controversial command decision by commanders of both armies will mean the official computer simulation of the battle, available on apps for both the Iphone and Android phones, will be very popular. As well, we have bobble head dolls of all the commanders of today's battle including WCEDVDAS commanders Erich von Manstein the second and Nikolay Vatutin Junior. We have managed to collect all the debris from the 2,400 planes, 2,000 tanks, and 4400 guns destroyed in the battle and are taking bids! And who won't deny his child's request for a model of a seemingly indestructible amphibious aircraft carrier which can only be bought at a WCEIEF shop!?"

The WCEDVDAS Civil War which began as a frivolous conflict, between the the two WCE organizations with the same acronym, over a double-booking of Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore has become one of the most lucrative wars for memorabilia purchasing in all of human history. "I figure that we will exceed the gross revenue taken in, to date, by the model, book and movie sales generated by World War Two!" boasted Commander Malden.