WCEFAS President's speech to the Wuxi China Expatdom Police Force is well-received

Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore delivered what many observers rate as the perhaps the greatest display of oratory combined with dance in all of human history, to the annual meeting of the Wuxi China Expatdom Police Force on Thursday evening at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, China.  Wuxi China Expatdom Police Officers were still dancing on Friday afternoon giving many English Teachers a chance to slack off on their grammar, Engineers a chance to use pretentious French phraseology and gang-members a chance to play hip-hop and assault the innocent.

Moore spoke to the entire membership of the Wuxi China Expatdom Police Force including Chief Inspector Harry Callahan and his sidekick Officer McNulty.

Moore opened his speech by telling the assembled Police Officers to lend him their ears.  He then asked Harry Callahan and the WCE Trio to come on stage and play the music from Paint Your Wagon!  and Oklahoma!  As the band played, Moore, dressed impeccably in a tailored blazer and slacks that were finished off with a perfectly tied cravat and fedora, danced and sung in a Homeric meter and described the great films about law enforcement from Drag Net to the French Connection to all the Dirty Harry movies.  The officers interrupted Moore's show with a thousand standing ovations and demanded, at gun point, that the WCEFAS President make 10 encore performances.

In total, Moore put on a seven hour non-stop show for the Officers who afterwards formed a conga line and danced for a further fifteen hours.  Leading the conga line was none other than Chief Inspector Callahan.  His sidekick Officer McNulty was the caboose.  Due to security reasons, the police officers could not perform a Prisyadka dance.  Observers told the WCE Blog that the fact that Callahan and McNulty were dancing in the Conga Line said a lot about the quality of the WCEFAS President's Harry Moore dancing and oratory.  Said Historian Edward Gibbon:  "McNulty and Callahan are very hard-boiled types who are the last people in the world to give into frivolous things.  Matter of fact, Callahan glares like General Patton.  Frivolity, if it knows what is good for it, maintains a wide berth when Callahan walks into the room!  So it is a pretty significant thing when Callahan joins a conga line.  It is proof that Moore's speech to the WCEPF was the most significant thing to happen to humanity since a certain event at Golgotha!"