So say the Grant and Smith Families, from North America, now living in the Wuxi China Expatdom full time.
"Prices in Wuxi, China!" said Clare Grant, a tax attorney from Claremont, California turned Kindergarten teacher, "are one-tenth what I would have paid in Claremont. I now have 150 bags and purses, and 400 pairs of shoes -- ten times what I would have had if I had stayed in Claremont!"
Her husband, Bob S., says he that he can engage in his favorite hobby: model railroading, at a level that was never possible in Claremont because of prices. "I have 150 miles of track on the second floor of my penthouse apartment on Hubin Street. Back in Claremont, I had one hundred yards! God! Do I love shopping in the Wuxi China Expatdom!"
The Smith Family, who ran a Wrestling Circuit in Pennsylvania and now run an Serbian Restaurant in the Meicun District of Wuxi, tell the WCE Blog that, where they now live prices, are an amazing one twentieth of what they had become accustomed to back in the U.S.A. "I can drink a thousand bottles of beer for what I paid for one bottle in good old Penn! And believe me, I have tried to drink all that beer since I have been here!" said husband Terry Smith.
Smith's wife Collean, who has a taste for lingerie and whiskey, told the WCE Blog that she has two closets, each packed full of her two favorite things. "Back in Pennsylvania, all I needed was a hanger and a flask for hold my two favorite things. God! God! How I love to live and shop in the Wuxi China Expatdom!" said Mrs. Smith.
Asked why Wuxi China Expatdom prices were so low, His Majesty the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty exclaimed "Volume! Volume! Volume! And lack of centralized bureaucratic government interference!"
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