When it was apparent that Moore wasn't coming, all the attendees at the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society grand convention began to wail in agony. The President of the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society, Donnie Van Digital then declared that a state of war now existed between his WCEDVDAS and the other WCEDVDAS. "The Dick Van Dykers are to blame for this outrage! Harry Moore, as we all know, is above reproach so it stands to reason that it was the other WCEDVDAS that knowingly caused the double booking crisis!" said Van Digital.
When it was apparent that Moore wasn't coming, all the attendees at the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society grand convention began to moan in agony. The President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society, Rip Van Larsen then declared that a state of war existed between his WCEDVDAS and the other WCEDVDAS. "The DVDers are to blame for this outrage! Harry Moore, as we all know, is above reproach so it stands to reason that it was the other WCEDVDAS that knowingly caused the double booking crisis!" said Van Larsen.
Spokes-girl and secretary for WCEFAS President Harry Moore, Miss Moneypenny, at a press conference held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, China, told assembled media personnel that she and "dear darling Harry" had in been "close and passionate" consultation about how to resolve the double-booking conflict all March 1. "Gosh! Dear Harry was perfectly dreadful! And so was I! We honestly forgot the matter at hand and decided to play Tarzan and Jane, and later Doctor and Patient! The next thing we knew, it was late in the evening and the moonlight was so wonderful! I remember I poked Tarzan and mentioned he had a lecture to deliver but he told me not to worry. He was such a naughty mountain lion!"
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